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Half fuck

Half fuck when she gets off and quits mid fuck
Last night she half fucked me and I went to bed hard
by Hatcit5 July 25, 2020
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scuttering fuck

The least amount of fucks it is possible to give, usually used in anger and most certainly not complaintry
New reader: Call in and let us know what you think
Bigoted half wit: *Ill informed rant*
Person: Why should I give a scuttering fuck what some fucking hyped up bigoted half wit thinks about fucking anything
by Bandit, the Fearless Ferret January 31, 2016
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Fuck-It Money

The state of having so much extra money lying around that you can just say "fuck it" and spend it on cool stuff.

The term "fuck-it money" originates from IEM San Jose 2015 when Mark Cuban was fined $15,000 dollars for saying "fuck." Cuban was told that the money was going to Cybersmile, an anti-cyberbullying non-profit organization. After being asked if he wanted to up the pay to $30,000 his simple response was "Fuck-it."
Bill: Jim, did you buy a life sized animatronic Tyrannosaurus Rex?
Jim: You bet your sweet dick I did.
Bill: It must me nice having that fuck-it money.
by EvanLX March 16, 2017
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Sad fuck

Guy 1: look at that sad fuck he just found out his gf was cheating on him with his best friend.
Guy 2: did his friend forget about bros before hoes?
Guy 1: I dunno
by Why da f u looking at my name February 8, 2021
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Babble fuck

When a person talks meaningless information to you and it causes you to lose your train of thought
I was working on my project when Joe started talking about some bird he saw while on his hike. He made me forget what i was doing. He babble fucked me
by Whoson1st April 20, 2016
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swab-fucking

Vigorously shoving a swab up someone's nose.
Damn, that covid test felt like a swab-fucking.
by people eat ice cream January 15, 2021
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fuck sealed

why is Mary the Holy Virgin..
coz she was fuck sealed
by papershredder December 17, 2010
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