Brick City Spackle Knife

After the end of some really dirty butt sex, the pitcher spins the girl around and ejaculates in a facial orifice (preferably her nose so she can smell it) and promptly smooths it over with his still shitty dick, like you would use a spackle knife. Caution: May induce vomiting.

I decided to spice things up, so I gave that bitch a Brick City Spackle Knife.

by wolf December 17, 2004

Garden City Middle School

The worst fuckin place in America. The principal is a fat. He was most likely hit on the head as a child. Full of Preppies and Jocks, with some emos. Most students there have rich parents who buy them whatever the fuck they want. There is approximately 1% non-christians, 1% non-whites, and 1% non-republicans. The biggest douches are Brian Coleman, Mr. Schenkel and Shane Thornton. Miss Wolk is a crazy bitch.

Fuck Garden City middle school!

by Jonnnnnnnnn Smith December 9, 2008

kansas city kick start

to kick a female in the vagina to prime her for sex, also known as a hoof to the front butt

John wanted to have sex but Sally wasn't horny, so John gave her a Kansas City kick start.

by DARKNESS July 16, 2015

Lake City Log Jam

A group sexual event for males where 4 holes are cut into a pumpkin and fucked at once. The number of holes may span from a minimum of 3 to a maximum of 5, with 4 being the most comfortable. Afterward, the guy who finished last must carve the pumpkin into a jack-o'-lantern for display from his residence. This event is popular in southwest Colorado during autumn.

The Texan tourists rolled into town on their rental ATVs, unsuspecting of the upcoming weekend's festivities. Upon the sighting of a new jack-o'-lantern outside their motel door a couple days later, one of their wives excitedly questioned. The Texan man said, "Well darn tootin', Beatrice, I won that there at the Lake City Log Jam. Just a good ol' night out with the boys!"

by Gio422 October 16, 2018

City Boy Virgin Clause

A male cannot be a member of the City Boyz if he is a virgin. Future approved.

Bro I can’t even join the City Boyz because of the City Boy Virgin Clause.

by Future CB Minion July 28, 2019

kansas city chili cup

Whence upon going to PFG West for training you have the bubble guts and take a real greasy shit that no matter how much you wipe does not come clean, however one of them Flowing Wells sluts are always down to eat some shit ass!

Damn, I barely made it thru survival training with Dave before I had to go axe tossin, and here comes ol Kinky Sally givin me them Kansas City chili cup vibes...

by Swiffer September 30, 2019

kansas city pop tart

The act of having unprotected sexual intercourse with a female while she is menstruating, and proceeding to insert your blood covered penis into the female's mouth in order to engage in oral sex.

I gave Stacy the Kansas City Pop Tart last night.

by Michelangelo Da Vinci July 5, 2016