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michigan take out 

When you're ralling your girl for so long that you get hungry and get takeout from your last meal and proceed to eat it while stilling having sex
Yo the sex I did with that girl last night I just had to Michigan Take Out
michigan take out by TheHawk98095 January 3, 2017
some dusty girl named katie that went on a date w/ her bc and his mom. it was a great time for all. he later asked her if he could put his arms around her. pure savage.
katie is an L taker
l taker by dbsbbahhxhh hshshhah February 24, 2017

SH_Takeoff 

The ultimate G.O.A.T, which whom drops individuals off in NBA 2k.
If you go against sh_takeoff you I will get dropped offed , return your game big fella to the nearest place of shop ex: publix cosco , gas station, corner store, candy lady...
SH_Takeoff by SH_Takeoff March 13, 2017

tummy takes

When ur stomach feels like a dick is being arroticated and growing inside of your blatter zone
I have the tummy takes
tummy takes by Djdoodkfpfpppppp November 1, 2017

asian takeout 

What your girl says when she is secretly getting dick from another guy.
Yeah babe, I’m just going to eat Asian takeout.

always take the biscuit 

A term that when used gives people enormous power and strength for a short period of time.
When Larry was losing a fight a stranger yelled from a far always take the biscuit fam, Larry suddenly became a fucking Ninja Master and kicked the shit out of his opponents.