That guy in high school who walks around at lunch bumming change for tater tots or mega-cookies. For a good bribe, he'll take on any dare.
Dude: "Hey money kid, I'll give you a dollar to eat that cracker that john squeezed between his butt cheeks!"
Nube: "Make it two dollars? Consider it done."
Nube: "Make it two dollars? Consider it done."
by LowBrow February 5, 2010
Get the Money Kidmug. by jj the 2nd December 9, 2019
Get the money fuckermug. Can't concentrate on the preacher preaching
My attention span done turned off
I'm honed in on that angel singing
Up there in the choir loft
She's got her daddy's money
Her mama's good looks
More laughs than a stack of comic books
A wild imagination
A college education
Add it all up it's a deadly combination
She's a good bass fisher
A dynamite kisser
Country as a turnip green
She's got her daddy's money
Her mama's good looks
And look who's lookin' at me
Her second cousin was my third grade teacher
I used to cut her grandma's grass
Back then she was nothin' but knees and elbows
Golly did she grow up fast
She's got her daddy's money
Her mama's good looks
More laughs than a stack of comic books
A wild imagination
A college education
Add it all up it's a deadly combination
She's a good bass fisher
A dynamite kisser
Country as a turnip green
She's got her daddy's money
Her mama's good looks
And look who's lookin' at me
Lord if you got any miracles handy
My attention span done turned off
I'm honed in on that angel singing
Up there in the choir loft
She's got her daddy's money
Her mama's good looks
More laughs than a stack of comic books
A wild imagination
A college education
Add it all up it's a deadly combination
She's a good bass fisher
A dynamite kisser
Country as a turnip green
She's got her daddy's money
Her mama's good looks
And look who's lookin' at me
Her second cousin was my third grade teacher
I used to cut her grandma's grass
Back then she was nothin' but knees and elbows
Golly did she grow up fast
She's got her daddy's money
Her mama's good looks
More laughs than a stack of comic books
A wild imagination
A college education
Add it all up it's a deadly combination
She's a good bass fisher
A dynamite kisser
Country as a turnip green
She's got her daddy's money
Her mama's good looks
And look who's lookin' at me
Lord if you got any miracles handy
Maybe you could grant me one
Just let me walk down the aisle
And say I do
To that angel with a choir robe on
She's got her daddy's money
Her mama's good looks
More laughs than a stack of comic books
A wild imagination
A college education
Add it all up it's a deadly combination
She's a good bass fisher
A dynamite kisser
Country as a turnip green
She's got her daddy's money
Her mama's good looks
And look who's lookin' at me
She's got her Daddy’s Money
Her mama's good looks
And she's lookin' at me
Just let me walk down the aisle
And say I do
To that angel with a choir robe on
She's got her daddy's money
Her mama's good looks
More laughs than a stack of comic books
A wild imagination
A college education
Add it all up it's a deadly combination
She's a good bass fisher
A dynamite kisser
Country as a turnip green
She's got her daddy's money
Her mama's good looks
And look who's lookin' at me
She's got her Daddy’s Money
Her mama's good looks
And she's lookin' at me
by Death Menace November 12, 2022
Get the Daddy’s Moneymug. by anonymous February 3, 2025
Get the Miami Monday Moneymug. by Big Izzle October 19, 2008
Get the Money Gripper Tightmug. 1: where were you last night
2: i was talking on my blue money phone
1: you were at the bank?
2: i was at the bank.
2: i was talking on my blue money phone
1: you were at the bank?
2: i was at the bank.
by Count Orlok February 14, 2024
Get the blue money phonemug. Hella cool. Kinda, sorta, best person that ever lived. Aceing math, best friends with all teachers at school. Makes evreyone laugh. Best friends with Paul Rudd. Lives alone in a mansion and with stacks of cash. Friends with evreyone. Has good hair. Forever hype. Yolo. Filmmaker.
by KINGK0NG69 November 21, 2021
Get the J-Moneymug.