If it's red it's dead

This saying means, any motor vehicle that is painted red, will in some way, shape, or form be destroyed.

Whislin Diesel: “ If it's red it's dead”

by Fhsd May 7, 2021

dead mommeter

When you can tell that someone’s mom is dead because yours is also dead.

Your mom is dead? Me too! I had a feeling, my dead mommeter was going crazy.

by Mommy issues May 11, 2021

Sell a coffin to a dead man

Very good at negotiating, smooth talker, above average persuasive skills. Coined by Candice on Big Brother 15

I don't really wanna by these girl scout cookies, but man, that girl could sell a coffin to a dead man!

by AugustG September 7, 2013

A box of dead

Refers to a box/meal of KFC, consisting of atleast 1 piece of chicken. "A box of dead clad in white and red".

Yeah dawg, gonna grab a box of dead for dinner

by Trini boi December 7, 2011

dead pisser

1. Totally unnessesary and disgusting urination done in public.
2. Disrespectful and despicable behavior performed by washing a warm corpse in urine.
3. Bravado held in high esteem by American armed forces that involves group urination videos to prove that you didn't get an erection while committing murder.

Hey Sarge! You see that dead rag-head I just shot. Lets get the guys together and give him a dead pisser. Grab a camera Bubba.
I was at the dead pisser and gave a Arab a mouthful to gargle on. Know what I'm sayin.
A dead pisser is nothing compared to Vietnam when we did stiff gook rimming. Got a Polaroid somewhere.

by CATSASS11 January 17, 2012

Dead TXT

When a txting conversation reaches the point where all that is said is, "Ya" or "Cool".

Steve: "Hey dude let's go to the movies 2nite!"

Joe: "Ok that sounds great!"

Steve: "Ya"

Joe: "Wow, way to make this a dead txt"

by powerbob September 19, 2011

Brain Dead Content

Media or literature that is so stupid it does not require a single brain cell to understand the context

“Dude, I’m so high I can only watch brain dead content like on YouTube right now…”

by Lurain January 13, 2023