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can i crack?

another way of saying can i fuck
-can i crack?
no dad u can’t crack
by user20283950575 December 13, 2023
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Cracked

To be extremely at good, elite or gifted
Max Kelly is extremely cracked when it comes to betting MLB
by MK2866 May 19, 2025
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Crack Smack

When in an altercation, one takes his/her hand and drags it through his ass crack and smacks the opposing individual.
My friend said she wanted to do something my dad didn't like so he Crack smacked her.
by Dat Boi Buhlahkay December 19, 2021
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cracked at roblox

when the hoes are playing roblox and u fuck up all of them up with ur skills
"lol im so cracked at roblox, u fucking idiots don't know how to play"
by helloyocelina February 7, 2023
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Cracking the Lid of the Ark

A term reserved for when you have a bowel movement, or fart, that is so putrid that everyone the general vicinity is struck down by its face melting power.

The name is in reference to the famous scene from Raiders of the Lost Ark, in which the Ark of the Covenant is opened and all bystanders are swiftly killed by its immense power. Some even had the misfortune of having their faces melt.
While standing in the checkout line at Walmart I was overcome by the need to fart. To relieve pressure, I reluctantly started cracking the lid of the Ark. Once released, everyone in line was immediately incapacitated by its face melting power!
by Showstick September 26, 2018
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crack brownies

I had an itch, so I reached around and grabbed some crack brownies out of my checks.
by Crackbrownie June 1, 2019
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