car balls

Noun: the condition of your balls after a long car ride, while not letting your balls breathe. This can result in a stale, sweaty pair of nuts.

I just drove non-stop for 6 hours. I need a shower to get rid of these car balls.

by icrazylegs June 29, 2018

Car Toys

Not a better way to go.

Car Toys is not a better way to go

by JackOLantern764 March 31, 2024

I’m a fucking race car driver

A phrase used by Kelsey Allen when she needs to explain how she’s a better driver then everyone else

*Kelsey driving and dose something dumb

Emily- “ you probably shouldn’t have done that”
Kelsey- “ It’s ok I’m a fucking race car driver”

by Emcaz June 27, 2019

polish car wash

similar to playing footsies, one person rubs their sock clad feet vigorously against another person's bare feet creating a warm sensation, usually whorishly

are you giving me a polish car wash under the table dude?

by sleepysleepysleepy July 12, 2017

car

another way of saying "cat", typically used by Gen Z and Gen Alpha on Instagram reels, YouTube Shorts, and TikTok.

reel: *shows a sad cat*
*Instagram reel comment: "someone give that car a hug right now"

by theheem February 13, 2025

Car Ugly

The ugly/disgusting physical appearance one develops after a long car ride or trip. Edematous face, chapped lips, pimples, greasy or dry skin.

Her: Did you see Maley yesterday?
Him: Yeah didn’t she just get back from Mexico?
Her: She looked hella car ugly.

by VoyagerII April 11, 2022

san francisco car wash

When two guys naked are in a bed crocodile deathrolling hitting each other with their penises

Man I am so tired from the San Francisco car wash steve and I did last night.

by Phdcarl August 8, 2017