Tank Top Al is a gamer. He will excrete noises such as loud screaming. He is a man among boys, the only true chad you'll ever meet. He wears only a singlet and running shorts and boy does he rock it. His muscles are incomparable. To date a Tank Top Al is to date a hurricane of testosterone. He may be gay but he doesn't care. Speaking from experience.
by anonymous March 10, 2022
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Smoke walks into a dispensary and ask the bud tender , "what's the best top fuel you have today"?
Smoke walks into a dispensary and ask the bud tender , "what's the best top fuel you have today"?
by Human Being 3 July 18, 2021
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Get the Cheesy Top mug.When a chick (normally with a fat-ass) sits right on the top of a guy's full blown boner. *It hurts like hell*
Guy 1: Damn bro, you good? Why are you holding your dick like that?
Guy 2: I just came from inside the party. There was this BAAAD BITCH with a huge butt...
Guy 1: Ayyyye! My boy got some ass!
Guy 2: Well it was good and all at first when she was grinding on me. Out of nowhere I looked down and I had a full-f*cking-chub!
Guy 1: And you f*cked her?! Congrats bro, didn't you had it in you.
Guy 2: Not exactly, I took a seat and didn't realize my little man was standing tall. All of a sudden her ginormous ass crushed my dick and bent it. SHE BENT MY F*CKING BONER!!!
Guy 1: Ouch...Cake On Top Of The Candle?
Guy 2: Exactly...*Falls over passed out*
Guy 2: I just came from inside the party. There was this BAAAD BITCH with a huge butt...
Guy 1: Ayyyye! My boy got some ass!
Guy 2: Well it was good and all at first when she was grinding on me. Out of nowhere I looked down and I had a full-f*cking-chub!
Guy 1: And you f*cked her?! Congrats bro, didn't you had it in you.
Guy 2: Not exactly, I took a seat and didn't realize my little man was standing tall. All of a sudden her ginormous ass crushed my dick and bent it. SHE BENT MY F*CKING BONER!!!
Guy 1: Ouch...Cake On Top Of The Candle?
Guy 2: Exactly...*Falls over passed out*
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Get the Carrot top mug.A woman who is vastly attractive to the outward eye but is shy and not aware/conscious of how beautiful she is.
by Olsacellist December 23, 2023
Get the Top-toed mug.The extreme cool sensation you get when you get your dick sucked by someone who has recently used Listerine or a minty toothpaste.
Whenever I see my girl brushing her teeth I make sure to make a move so I can get that frosty top special.
by Extremesatan May 22, 2020
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