American Embarrassment Experience

The profound shame associated with being swindled out of your life savings by some shit college only to be offered a $40,000/year job after graduation, all while the faggot billionaire class squanders our tax dollars amongst themselves.

What a total and absolute disgrace the American Embarrassment Experience is! They found a way to bring back indentured servitude to America!

by Publius0987 October 30, 2025

Methacan American

The new racially correct name for a tweaker.

Tweakers are a race of their own so the racially proper name to describe them is that they are a methacan american.

by NO FILTER BITCH86 July 1, 2019

American Gasp

That deep breath, after already overeating, so you can stuff more food into your pie hole.

“I don’t know Jim, after that American Gasp, was able to eat 4 more tacos.”

by Wheeze_Central January 16, 2022

London American City College

(noun)
A multi-branch private “educational” setup in the UAE — with locations in Sharjah (x2), Dubai, and Fujairah — specializing in the fine art of turning office space into global academia.

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Top Definition

A place where ambition meets ambiguity.
Marketed as an international college, it offers degrees through “partner institutions” based on the student’s payment plan:

Basic: London American University

Mid-range: College de Paris

Premium: Madonna University (USA)

These affiliations are emphasized loudly. The fact that it’s not recognized by the UAE Ministry of Education? Whispered, if at all.

Often operates out of standard business buildings — not campuses — with rapidly changing staff, two-tone branding (college/institute), and accreditations that impress only until Googled.

Popular among students who value a foreign-sounding degree over legal clarity, and among parents who prefer glossy brochures over boring things like “licensing.”

“My uncle enrolled me in London American City College because he saw the word ‘American.’ Now I study on the second floor of an office building, and my degree depends on how much he paid.”

by PaulsonMathewChunkapura July 17, 2025

American History

Code for curb stomping someone, usually among White Supremacists directed at black people. Referencing American History X.

Hey, teach that nigger a lesson in American History.

by P00RSP0RT April 7, 2025

Little AMERICAN DOUBJruLE MUAHLONNBExplosion

A board game that is played with a dice 🎲 and played like trouble and at the end of the game it have a explosion sound base built into the board game comes with 2 game pieces MUAHLONNBE and MEXIT TOEHUN if MUAHLONNBE lands on the explosion blow up game over for player 1 but if player 2 game piece MEXIT TOEHUN lands on the explosion blow up then player 2 lose and the board game celebrates for player 1. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.

I invented and made and created little AMERICAN DOUBJruLE MUAHLONNBExplosion. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq December 16, 2022

American diet

soeaking as an american, shittiest diet in the world, i try to eat healthy and do you know how hard it is to find shit thats lowfat or low sodium in stores here? and then theres the 40 FUCKING PERCENT OF PEOPLE!! who are fat fucks here, and no i dont care about bodyshaming, if you have a condition i get it and am not insulting you but 99% of overweight fucks in america dont, they just eat fucking mcdonalds and never work out

american diet example: for the childhood obesity rate, its usually not a ten year olds fault that he is fat, they dont know how to eat correctly because their fucking parents feed them mcdonalds every fucking day which causes them to get made fun of and become insecure, then people wonder why they become anorexic in highschool, this should be considered child abuse you fucking dipshit soccer moms

by yallfocusonthewrongshit October 20, 2021