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Ostrich Syndrome

An affliction that mostly infects Leftists regarding the state of the world, i.e.: The War on Terror. Symptoms include, but are not limited to: voting for democrats; lack of realization that Islamic Fascists want to kill us; believe that these same Islamic Fascists can be negotiated or reasoned with; thinking that Cindy Sheehan is a pretty neat person; taking films by Michael Moore seriously; actually believe that the Bush administration "set up" 9/11.
"All we need is for the Ostrich Syndrome to expand and we can win back the Senate and House!" Nancy Pelosi grinned gleefully as she allowed Howard Dean access to her rear entrance.
by Tiberius1701 September 17, 2008
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Down Syndrome

The down syndrome boy's catch phrase is daaaaaaaaaaaamn prick.
by stache-tastic December 31, 2011
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Mozart Syndrome

When an artist sticks to the constraints set forth by the listeners wants. This goes back to Mozart who wrote music typical of the rules of the era, but didn't push the boundaries of music.
Hey dude, have you heard half the bands out there these days? They all totally have Mozart Syndrome. . .
by IAF July 10, 2009
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Sacramento Syndrome

the act of taking yourself way too seriously after reaching the age of eighteen
Person 1: "Wow, she's a really good looking girl"

Person 2: "Yeah, too bad she's into me because you're only 17"

Person 1: "Wow, that pathetic Sacramento Syndrome comes out of you a lot doesn't it?"
by jdiggitydog916 December 13, 2010
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Brookes Syndrome

a condition men exhibit in a prolonged situation lacking attractive women. In this environment the least ugly girl becomes attractive over time due to a lack of options.
Man1: Girl X is looking good today..

Man2: Are you joking? You need to drop out of engineering school, your getting brookes syndrome from being couped up with those nerds all day.
by PartyStone October 22, 2010
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Teac Syndrome

Someone who despite being alive is still not quite "all there".

A victim of this disorder may stun onlookers with their ability to grasp on to reality when all evidence points to the contrary.
Wow, that guy who is driving down the road with his hazard lights on must have teac syndrome.
by Nev Erbeensaid May 1, 2007
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William's Syndrome

the loss of one's sense of humor
I don't know. Guess he's got the William's Syndrome
by blankman13 August 16, 2010
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