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tweety cum sandwich

When you fuck a girl in the ass so hard she starts seeing little tweety birds circling her head. When she does, you cum inside her, with her ass cheeks acting as the bread.
Yeah man I gave Brittany a tweety cum sandwich last night!
by CookieSlayer July 31, 2022
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ham sandwich

that cottys a ham sandwich she didn’t come to the crib 3 times.
by cottyszn17 August 6, 2022
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Crunchy sandwich de el salv

Is a crunchy food enjoyed by millions around the world. The meals origions are unknown but have been adopted by many countries adopted this easy to come by meal as thier national dish.

You properly enjoy a "crunchy sandwich de el salv" by witnessing someone of higher status eating and approaching them begging for some. They become disgusted upon laying eyes on you groveling on your knees and strike you causing you to fall and get a mouthful of crunchy red clay or dirt depending where you are.

This meal is often paired with a discarded sunbaked waterbottles with condensation inside, or whatever other scraps you can find on the ground.
I asked him for a a crumb of bread but instead he generously gave me a whole crunchy sandwich de el Salv.
by The all knowing I June 16, 2022
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Shit Sandwich Theory

A simple thought experiment to explain the process behind the electoral college

You and two friends decide to go out to eat for lunch, only one of you brought a card so you all agree to venmo the one who brought it after you eat as none of you brought any cash either.

You want to get some pizza, and your two friends want to eat human shit sandwiches, you decide to put it to a democratic vote because that’s obviously the most fair right?

You obviously lose and you have to eat the shit sandwich, sucks doesn’t it?

How could this have been avoided?

Simple, you make your vote worth 2, this forces an even tie and forces the shit sandwich twins (you should probably stop hanging out with them btw) to compromise, you all end up agreeing on burgers and you eat in relative peace

Now apply this logic to the electoral college, and you understand why the Montana Wheat farmer or the Wyoming cattle rancher’s state gets to have as much of a say as California or New York
Statement:“Land doesn’t vote, people do”

Retort: “Shit sandwich theory”
by Cockyrooster1135 June 19, 2022
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Shit Sandwich Theory

A simple thought experiment to explain the process behind the electoral college

You and two friends decide to go out to eat for lunch, only one of you brought a card so you all agree to venmo the one who brought it after you eat as none of you brought any cash either.

You want to get some pizza, and your two friends want to eat human shit sandwiches, you decide to put it to a democratic vote because that’s obviously the most fair right?

You obviously lose and you have to eat the shit sandwich, sucks doesn’t it?

How could this have been avoided?

Simple, you make your vote worth 2, this forces an even tie and forces the shit sandwich twins (you should probably stop hanging out with them btw) to compromise, you all end up agreeing on burgers and you eat in relative peace

Now apply this logic to the electoral college, and you understand why the Montana Wheat farmer or the Wyoming cattle rancher’s state gets to have as much of a say as California or New York
Statement:“Land doesn’t vote, people do”

Retort: “Shit sandwich theory”
by Cockyrooster1135 June 19, 2022
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Coochie Sandwich

When you get a wedgie in your cooter.
These pants give me a real coochie sandwich!
by urbanr33s3s June 22, 2022
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Half a shit sandwich

Something that is really bad but possibly fixable.
The tv series has really become half a shit sandwich but it can easily be saved by adding a younger actor in the cast.
by Hugh Jasphart June 22, 2022
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