poop stick

when you need to unclog the toilet because you have released the monster that has been growing between your asscheeks.

you: dude, i had to grab a branch off of the oak tree in my yard

Friend: for what?

You: i released Satan himself from my ass when i took that foot long dump.

Friend: So You needed a poop stick?

by the real definition master November 12, 2014

claim poop

A dominating sexual act wherein one partner defecates on the other and then places a flag in it. The flag may have an emblem of a country or a name written upon it.

"I totally claim pooped the shit outta that!"

"I got claim pooped last night. It was awesome."

by ovalteens September 28, 2007

Poop spank

Telling someone that you have to poop, but really you are going to jerk off.

Bill said that he had to go poop right after seeing the celebrity nude leaks. I bet he is really going to poop spank it.

by J-M0NEYS November 24, 2014

Poop Threading

The act of sending emails to your friends while sitting on the toilet. Usually as part of an on-going email thread. Sometimes proven with a picture.

I stayed on the toilet too long because I was poop threading and it is hard to type on my iPhone.

by Boboblaw December 19, 2010

that one poop

That one poop is when you get home from a long day of work and/or school and you just sit down with your phone and take the best shit in the world. It always feels amazing and you feel like you take on the world after this process

Bro 1: bro i got home and just sat down on the shitter and took that one poop

Bro 2: bro, no fucking way

by Lsmwarrior69 November 4, 2013

Alligator Poop

A fairly large, firm and straight poop that sits at the bottom of the toilet bowl with the tip coming out of the water a few centimetres.

Ex. 1 - Doctor: "How would you describe your stool?" - Patient: "Alligator."

Ex. 2 - Steve: "Man ever since I added more whole wheats to my diet, I've been making alligator poops! It's great!"

by patcaptain August 7, 2017

poop muncher

One who eats ass

Oh my god Jen! Your brother is such a poop muncher!

by Dr. Funbone February 15, 2017