penis empathy 

The vicarious pleasure a man derives from seeing another man's penis being serviced sexually, usually by imagining himself in the same situation. In other words, the reason some straight men cannot enjoy lesbian porn.

For me it's either hardcore or futanari; gotta get my penis empathy.

penis empathy by Luke T May 17, 2008

penis mcfuzz 

1. A fuzzy penis.
2. An excalamtion.
3. Some one with a fuzzy penis.

1. I have a Penis McFuzz today.
2. *loud slam* Oh, PENIS MCFUZZ!!!
3. My, my you have a fuzzy penis. I shall call you Penis McFuzz from now on.

penis mcfuzz by Tegs September 1, 2006

Penis symphony

The act in which a male "plays" with himself.

Yesterday I had a total Penis symphony!

Penis symphony by nnnmkh December 16, 2007

penis snatcher 

a man searching the web for a male companion pretending to be a young hot babe- upon meeting, he will go for a snatch of the gonads to show the dude who is boss.

guy:i was on that dating site looking for a hot babe, when i went to meet her it ended up being some old dude

other guy: dude what'd you do?

guy:i couldnt get away,he grabbed my sack first thing!

other guy:raunchy dude, what a penis snatcher!

penis snatcher by penissnatcher March 30, 2009

penis lamp 

a dick that glows in the dark

she gave me a blow job last night in the dark because i had a penis lamp

penis lamp by joecalhoun March 13, 2010

Penis Jones 

a constant hinderance; always there and ready

MJ is such a penis jones, not anything like a beezley}

Penis Jones by Becky November 30, 2004

Penis inversion 

A forseeable event in which the nature is so severe that the victims penis feels it is about to invert at the moment the particular event occurs.

Guy 1: I've got a penis inversion coming up tonight, she said she was disappointed and needed to talk to me.

Guy 2: Shit, I'm gonna make sure im at least 300 feet away at the time of impact as I value the functions of my penis.

Penis inversion by Teen Reject October 2, 2005