Wolf Penis

A very hairy penis.

His wolf penis made me want to howl at the moon!

by missanthropee December 20, 2010

penis flytrap

Also another name for a Vagina.

She's got a tight penisflytrap.

by JB Ellard June 27, 2005

penis cheese

Cheese hanging from a man's penis.

Yuck his penis cheese is yellow.

by Chodeser January 23, 2003

Micro-penis

an abnormally small penis, usually under 2 inches long, tends to explode after 7 years much in the same way as a micro-pig.

wow your boyfriends got a micro-penis, hasn't it exploded yet?

by dinss February 27, 2010

penis lint

a piece or pieces of lint trapped between the shaft and the ballsack

Randy checked for penis lint.

by Flyingchoad November 16, 2010

Whopper Penis

A generic term for a Whopper from Burger King made with "white stuff". The beef is either marinated in it or it is added as condiment later on.

"Can I take your order?"

"Yes can I have 2 Whopper Penises without jizz?"

"Sir I believe you meant to order 2 NORMAL Whoppers."

"No, I usually just add my own."

by Brandon (Thug) February 18, 2009

Albino penis

A white dick that will never grow.

Dude, that kid Andrew has such an albino penis.

by Aesop bop flop December 8, 2013