I will hit you with a metal pole

I will smack you with a metal pole is a word that tells an annoying goofy ahh goober to shut the hell up and leave the premises.
even though it’s an empty threat, the roasting capabilities of this godly sentence can obliterate the victims social life, including when he is given a restraining order in 20 years.

The definition of “I will hit you with a metal pole” is rather simple, as it is a mentally deadly roast that can obliterate the “goofy goobers” feelings.
Here is an example of a conversation using the word, with a character called “Normal Person” who doesn’t use Eloel as lol:

Normal Person: *walks calmly*
annoying goober: HEY ANIME IS BETTER!
Normal Person: shut the hell up
annoying goober: NOT UNTIL YOU PROVE ANIME ISN’T BETTER!
Normal Person: I will smack you with a metal pole
annoying goober *dies of destruction of social life.

by a meme definition October 09, 2023

Hit The Bolt

in short, it mmeans, RUN AWAY!, its just a cooler way of saying it
Hit: Meaning like, do it now
The: not sure how to say it, but u know what i mean
Bolt: running fast (like "bolting")

"COPS! HIT THE BOLT!"

by Dj187 May 03, 2009

hit or miss

noun

I guess they never miss huh you got a boyfriend I bet he doesn't kiss ya

MWAH

person1: hit or miss
person2: no u

by surreal.definer February 24, 2019

Hit or miss

I guess they never miss huh?

Mia Khalifa never hit or miss huh

by miaa Knhalifa November 27, 2018

hit or miss

hit or miss I guess she took the kids ya now I'm crying and jumping off a bridge ya

hit or miss shut the fuck up

by cunt fuck nigg____ August 15, 2019

hit or miss

old tiktok meme that went viral that was used when the controversy of mia khalifa was. the song is called 'mia khalifa' and is available on streaming services such as spotify.

"Hit or miss, I guess they never miss, huh?"

by sweetbitchygirl November 09, 2022

hit or Miss

Describes how a spinster may either "score" wif a guy (i.e., "hit on" him to see if he finds her attractive/likeable, and then "hit da mark", as in, have him turn out to indeed be compatible enough wif her for them to get hitched), or "strike out" --- i.e., find him not to be da one for her --- and thus she will remain a "Miss" instead of a becoming "Mrs."

Da famous comedy-film "Runaway Bride" was definitely a prime example of "hit or Miss".

by QuacksO October 19, 2023