southlake mom

A mom who lives in southlake and drives a black SUV, has like 4 kids, dyes her hair blonde every month and gets her nails done every 2 weeks, doesn’t work has her rich husband do everything. Is usually in the schools Pto and likes to post on her Facebook and take selfies with her kids. She also spoils them and gives them everything. usually someone named Becky, Rebecca, Lisa, Joanne , other white names. The mom would be down to take her kids to T-P someone’s house.

Ugh, Anna’s Mom, Becky is such a southlake Mom

southlake mom by penis wenis December 13, 2017

give me your mom's credit card number

How to epically troll any kid 360 no-scope mic up kid gg ez w

scammer Hey kid, give me your mom's credit card number

kid Ok!
scammer thanks kid take this lollipop as a reward
kid Thanks Mr!
scammer wtf

give me your mom's credit card number by Mr Skill Issue December 17, 2021

cookie mom 

Someone who likes cookies a little TOO much..

That woman's such a cookie mom. I mean, she must be buyin them Oreos every other day!

cookie mom by dgdeyu December 10, 2006

softball mom 

A condition that makes you think your child is better than every other girl on the field. It's so severe it will actually make you crap talk a small child just to make you feel better about your kid.

That lady is talking trash about that 5 year old! Don't worry she's just a softball mom!

softball mom by imsooveryoverit October 26, 2014

Aunt mom

A woman who divorces her husband to marry his brother

My uncle arron came over and yelled at my dad for not paying my aunt mom child support on time.

Aunt mom by Donnie america January 19, 2018

Space Mom 

Isabelle Rezezadeh, often referred to as REZZ. She is a music producer that makes dark electronic music and performs live at different shows around the world.

I went to see one of Space Mom's shows last month. It was great!

Space Mom by Jroid3 August 23, 2019

FaceBook mom 

A ‘White’ simple redneck soccer mom. Sometimes these moms can be ‘racist’, ‘homophobic’, and yes these moms vote for trump

Josh: Hey John you know you have a Facebook mom?
John: Josh my mom just fucking died

FaceBook mom by pantyshotlover69 December 11, 2019