wearing the bear

Suffering the consequences for cheating on your girlfriend. Inspired by MIDSOMMER.

I stepped out on my girl, and she found out. I'd better stay out of her way or I'll be wearing the bear.

by ImpracticalJokersFacebook December 6, 2022

Pookie Bear

Somebody you care about, doesn’t have to be in a lusty romantic way. It can be as simple as a friend or somebody nice.

Friend: Hey Pookie
You: Hey Pookie Bear!
Friend: Not much man, not much!

by Makkie Bear May 1, 2022

Potato bear

A bear with or consisting of potatoes, or eating a large amount of potatoes. It is also a name for someone who eats an inordinate about of potatoes.

The potato bear at my potatoes somewhere and its gone Felisha, there's NO MORE POTATOES

by Potatoes bear November 12, 2018

Grizzizzle Bear

What you get when you cross a Black bear and a Grizzly bear.

Whitey #1: What do you get when you cross a black bear and a grizzly bear?

Whitey #2: I dunno.

Whitey #1: A Grizzizzle Bear.

Whitey #2: That's not racist fo rizzle.

by kbehcon February 4, 2010

Ralphy The Bear Beast

Furry

Ralphy The Bear Beast Nuzzled his furry friend

by Hi Franco October 18, 2019

Gummy Bear

A food that takes too long too chew and are addicting so when your full you wont stop eating them

Ugh im so sick because i ate too many gummy bears

by StupidBoy999 February 22, 2020

munchie bear

A little bear that loves to be snuggled and kissed

The little munchie bear crawled into monkeys bed

by Monkeybooboo April 9, 2022