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The worst type of pain. If someone tells you that they hope you hit your ankle on a scooter, they most likely want you to die. You are highly recommended to stay away from people who have ever said that to you, or anyone you know.
Arvin: I hope you hit your ankle on a scooter!
Mikael: *runs away, moves to another country*
by Neo1313 November 11, 2019
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carb hit

A carb hit is when you take a resin hit out of the carb and not the bowl.
Tom: I just took a fat carb hit
by Richie__Rich July 21, 2016
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hitting a pirate's butt

becoming tired or fatigued, reaching the point of exhaustion. Derived from the more common "hitting a wall" expression.
I was out walking in the city all day and now I'm really hitting a pirate's butt!
by OberonTheGoat January 20, 2018
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hit the quan

the best fucking song ever. could listen to it forever. love it. love it sm.
Addie: Did you listen to hit the quan yet?
Sarah: HELL YEAH!
by s <3 November 1, 2021
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homo hits

When someone is saying or doing something gay they get 4 punches
Bro that shit you just said was gay as hell thats homo hits
by T recklezz October 29, 2017
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SHIT HITS THE FAN.

When you smear SHIT all over your body and especially YOUR FANNY.
Standing in front of the fan.as when the SHIT HITS THE FAN. you are in ecstasy especially by the feel of the DRYING EFFECT of SHIT and the aromatic SHIT FUMES.
by SAY THE WORD SHIT August 19, 2021
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Hit

Verb(s):

To HIT: The act of inflicting damage to someone/thing by moving an object or hand toward the target and eventually making the two collide. (*)

To HIT: The act of having sexual intercourse with someone/thing. (**)

Adverb:

To have a HIT: Slang for smoking a dose of marijuana. (***)
(*)"Woah, did that guy just HIT the bus driver?"

(**) "I'd happily hit that girl"

(***) "Can I have a hit of ya joint?"
by Tigrex Thepic March 30, 2016
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