The net god is one of the most highly respected gods in the universe. People feed the net god by throwing various items as "sacrifices" and people have been known to get in trouble for doing so. The location of the net god is found in Worthington, Ohio but the exact location is only known to a few followers.
Net God: "I must be fed!"
Worshiper: (throws chairs and food into the net god)
Net God: "Thank you young servant."
Worshiper: (throws chairs and food into the net god)
Net God: "Thank you young servant."
by The High Priest August 6, 2011
Get the Net Godmug. Vomiting, puking, throwing up. So called because the motion made during vomiting resembles that of someone bowing their head in prayer.
by 5L4Y3R October 13, 2008
Get the Praying to the porcelain godmug. The most epic action imaginable. Must be done while wearing a wolf shirt. Successful completion of this action will bring total consciousness and a plethora of lulz.
by ADCS May 22, 2009
Get the punch the face of godmug. A deity lower income individuals pray to when wanting to bring good fortune into their lives.
The neighborhood Wal-Mart is the sanctuary. The congregation is the local inbred.
The neighborhood Wal-Mart is the sanctuary. The congregation is the local inbred.
Oh Wal-Mart God,
Please bring your smiley face to the electronics section to lower the price on the 32 inch plasma television. And yea, allow me to buy the Remington 870 with the ammo today. Dear Lord, I had to take a rain check on the Dale Jr. beach towel. Please speed the trucks to my location so I can have that before the Watkins Glen race. Cigarettes are not on sale for name brand and I pray that you see it in your heart to forgive Phillip-Morris for raising prices. I ask that you help me find my Tweedy Bird slipper I lost chasing Rickey Dale Jr. through the parking lot where I left his dirty diaper for someone else to clean up. Finally I would like to thank you for allowing me to spank my kids in the toy section with no penalty from the local authorities.
In Sam’s name we pray,
Amen
Please bring your smiley face to the electronics section to lower the price on the 32 inch plasma television. And yea, allow me to buy the Remington 870 with the ammo today. Dear Lord, I had to take a rain check on the Dale Jr. beach towel. Please speed the trucks to my location so I can have that before the Watkins Glen race. Cigarettes are not on sale for name brand and I pray that you see it in your heart to forgive Phillip-Morris for raising prices. I ask that you help me find my Tweedy Bird slipper I lost chasing Rickey Dale Jr. through the parking lot where I left his dirty diaper for someone else to clean up. Finally I would like to thank you for allowing me to spank my kids in the toy section with no penalty from the local authorities.
In Sam’s name we pray,
Amen
by Stinky MacBurr June 23, 2009
Get the Wal-Mart Godmug. 1st rule!.. NO BULLYING OF YOUNGER SIBLINGS!!!
2nd rule!..Whatever Gan Korkor say, Gan Meimei must listen so as long its not too li pu, as a sign of respect!
3rd rule!.. gan meimei has her freedom to do whatever she wants.. such as learning from gan kor kor
4th rule!... GAN MEI MEI will have her freedom, but gan KORKOR will be there to correct anything he (as well as others) finds inappropriate !!
5th rule.. exchange 1 to 1 trouble!!!
6th rule.. cannot use trouble as bribery !!!
7th rule!.. be honest to each other
8th rule.. As Gan siblings, when we talk to each other, cannot talk halfway
cos the other party will feel like ur not interested in talking with him/her
9th rule!.. all the above rules are invalid.. coz as gan siblings is a causal form.. no rules and restriction should be imposed
10th rule.. Gan siblings can love each other, not just as frens, but others as well.
2nd rule!..Whatever Gan Korkor say, Gan Meimei must listen so as long its not too li pu, as a sign of respect!
3rd rule!.. gan meimei has her freedom to do whatever she wants.. such as learning from gan kor kor
4th rule!... GAN MEI MEI will have her freedom, but gan KORKOR will be there to correct anything he (as well as others) finds inappropriate !!
5th rule.. exchange 1 to 1 trouble!!!
6th rule.. cannot use trouble as bribery !!!
7th rule!.. be honest to each other
8th rule.. As Gan siblings, when we talk to each other, cannot talk halfway
cos the other party will feel like ur not interested in talking with him/her
9th rule!.. all the above rules are invalid.. coz as gan siblings is a causal form.. no rules and restriction should be imposed
10th rule.. Gan siblings can love each other, not just as frens, but others as well.
by wwhp January 22, 2009
Get the God Childmug. 
Get the God Holy Damnmug. Pet word said mainly by politicians and other power-thirsty species indigenous of the United States of America, often for pure demagogy, and based on the terribly false belief that "America" is synonymous with the USA, and not with the whole American continent. Less war and more geoography, for Fox's sake!
by Who cares June 18, 2005
Get the God bless Americamug.