emo-lectual

A specific variety of intellectual; one whose intellectual pursuits (often the reading of modern philosophers) has left them cynical, overly serious, and had a negative impact on their ability to have fun and socialize.

Most emo-lectuals (believing that they "get life" better than others) openly look down on people that are less intelligent or not as well versed in their particular field of interest (ie a particular art-style or said modern philosopher), making it difficult even for other intellectuals to enjoy their company and vice versa.

Intellectual: "What's that you're reading?"
Emo-lectual: "The Fountainhead by Ayn Rand, have you read it?"
Intellectual: "No I'm not familiar with it"
Emo-lectual rolls his eyes with a melodramatic sigh and goes back to reading his book, deliberately ignoring Intellectual.

by Danielle L'O July 25, 2008

emo boy

Kids and teenagers, who wear girls pants several sizes too small, with hair so straight and combed that they must not have a life. They usually travel in groups, and are easily identified because they cluster in "pecks" like jellyfish. Like jellyfish, they have no brains and no guts. They listen to music and cry. They also do not have feelings and are incapable of dying. This is due to the amount they cut themselves. The only way to kill one is to take off the head, with a bat or cudgel, because they are immune to blades. Fire doesn't work, but water will destroy their "hair", which coupled with their pants, is the source of their minions, the dim "emo girls" who follow them, like a tail follows a dog. This means that the emo kids can be put down like a dog, out of a love of our community. They are the opposite of Chuck Norris in every way, except for their almost magical ability to attract women.

I walked into the music store, but there was this emo boy in my way, so I kicked him in the face and left the store.
Dude, I grabbed this person's ass because I thought they were some hot chick I knew, but then I realized I was holding the anus of a emo boy.
I had this emo boy's head in my rifle's crosshairs, but he deflected the bullets with a CD of a sucky band.

by Ninjaontheloose July 18, 2006

emo mexican

Usually characterized by being of dark skin and black hair. It is custom to wear a black jacket (preferably an invader zim one) year round. These jackets are what hold the pins they use to cut their wrists, seeing as they lead on such struggled lives. Because emo mexicans wash their hair just as often as they wash their jackets, it is not surprising they release a horrendous smell. Although there is no specific age for an emo mexican, it is considered suitable for one to leave behind such ways by junior year of high school.

Hot topic is their sanctuary. My Chemical Romance is their jam. Emo mexicans travel in packs. Beware!

Mother fuck, that emo mexican's myspace always slows down my computer!

by f00k dat May 31, 2007

punk emo

usually wearing black, with heavy black eyeliner. This person (usually girls) will deny themselves as being emo with fury (I'm NOT FREAKIN' EMO!!!!) they mostly just LOOK emo and are generally happy. Most like to stand out, mixing their black with multi colored accessories. These people like music sush as Fall Out Boy, Paramore, and old school avril lavigne, most have choppy haircuts with bangs (many different kinds of bangs from side-emo bangs to front bang)

what is that girl? she is punk emo!

by jane eyree April 11, 2008

emo boy

new wave bitches that are a little too late. something like 25 years or so.

emo boys are a bunch of bitches.

by [e-mail] April 5, 2007

Emo-core

Another non existent genre
See Emo "Metal"

It is also physically and musically impossible to mix Emo with anything Hardcore. The thought of Emo and Hardcore mixed together makes me wanna laugh until I cough my lungs up.

by Corb August 28, 2004

Emo Supremo

How my long distance girlfriend acts when I want to sign out and go to bed but she doesnt want me to get off.

Me: *yawn* I ish tired!

Her: Fuck! No way! *gets all sad so that I decide to stay on*

Me: O.O uhh...... Well fine. Ill st-

Her: Oh no!!! *dramatic pose* Just go! Go to bed! i have... emo depressing things to do! Just go to bed!

Me: im not going so quit being an emo supremo! and I bet youll be real pissed when you see this on Urban Dictionary! ;p I still love ya though. Hey infact..... HEY URBAN DICTIONARY! I LOVE MY GIRLFRIEND!!! HA! ....

Her: >:( What the hell are you talking about?

by TheTigerWhoEatsGrass January 8, 2011