I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Angel Jose Robles"

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Angel Jose Robles"

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 22, 2025

downtown bear

All the fat white women that you start seeing downtown when spring rolls around.

"Have you noticed all the downtown bear around?"

by Master Of Hippos March 23, 2019

Summer bear

Somebody who thrives in the summer but also does fuck with the winter and is at his weakest point in the winter

“Damn where Ryan been at? He was wild in the summer he hasn’t shown up to school in a min.” “He’s a summer bear bro, probably hibernating rn, chill”

by Tediousten January 26, 2023

Bear

A gay man that resembles the wild animal.

He is a real bear.

by Vermtownhomo March 12, 2019

Ruben polar bear

Some gassed up kid who has 6 lighters , can’t handle his drink and blacks out on the train at work drinks, lives to roll about with dogs and say it’s windy while rolling a zoot

Bare gassed up Ruben polar bear

by Big h dog! December 11, 2019

The Chicago Bear

The Chicago Bear is when after receiving a Green Bay Packer from the bear variety of men; the recipient then finds a football field and just shits all over it. The shitting on the field may be figuratively or literally.

"Illinois football fans gather in a stadium to watch their local heroes perform The Chicago Bear. "

by Verbius VonMasturbate August 12, 2021

Bugha-bear

A dark skinned woman that has a dick tattoo. Commonly packed with a fuck ton of STD's.

Person 1: Damn that girl lookin' fine as hell.

Person 2: Nah bro, I think she's a bugha-bear.

Person 1: Ah true bro, what a filthy nigger.

by Jew Sandwich July 31, 2021