Happy Ever After

When a cheap massage place jerks off a man for money at the end of their massage.

Man: hey let’s go get a message

Brad: why u cramped?
Man: nah I want that happy ever after

by Karen7397 October 7, 2022

Happy

The giant horse conch weighs on my big dick

dude im so happy my friend bounced on my cock

by shickennugget September 19, 2022

Happy

a good feeling that you get when something good happens, you often smile when you're happy.

Mum gave the little boy a present, he was very happy.

by giu mie April 4, 2019

Cap-Happy

To feel a kind of happyness or joy from painting graffiti/street bombing. Comes from the word Trigger Happy where the word "Trigger" was exchanged to "Cap" which is the top of a spray can. Similar to a trigger, it carries some kind of action when pressed.

"Aye u got ur cans?"
"Ye fam, I'm feeling Cap-Happy for tonight!"

by WESK HR April 19, 2018

happiness

Happiness is.... i dont know, i never experienced it :) i've always been alone or left behind :) but i smile through it, even tho im dying inside... no one notices :D

random person #1: have you experienced happiness?

me: nope.

random person #1: why?

me: because its a big bullsh!t lie :')

random person #1: i- uh-

me: bye *disappears into thin air*

by SensiMay February 19, 2021

happiness

San Holo

I'm so grateful for a life full of San Holo / happiness

by President_Zeus October 27, 2021

Happy Valley

When a group of pedophiles circlejerks onto a child.

Penn State wants to trademark the term Happy Valley for obvious reasons.

by The Snagajob January 2, 2019