Poop string

when hair gets stuck in your butt, and poop attracts to it

I found a poop string in my butt when i was showering this morning

by kunst September 30, 2015

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Hulk poop

The grimaced face and grunting made when you are constipated or have hemorrhoids and the poop is hard to expel or painful. A woman pooping who’s constipated or has hemorrhoids is a She-Hulk poop. The Incredible Hulk, Hulk, green monster, David Banner, Bruce Banner, Hulk smash, Lou Ferrigno, Marvel, The Avengers, poop, crap, constipation, hemorrhoids, She-Hulk, stool, take a shit, shit, bowel movement, doo-doo, Hulk rage, Hulk angry, take a dump

Ever since I started taking that new medication, I’ve had one Hulk poop after another. My butt is so sore.

by joecoolthefool November 27, 2018

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Alligator Poop

A fairly large, firm and straight poop that sits at the bottom of the toilet bowl with the tip coming out of the water a few centimetres.

Ex. 1 - Doctor: "How would you describe your stool?" - Patient: "Alligator."

Ex. 2 - Steve: "Man ever since I added more whole wheats to my diet, I've been making alligator poops! It's great!"

by patcaptain August 7, 2017

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horse poop

Chunky!!!!

Wow that is some ugly horse poop on your ground

by Millie Byers May 19, 2018

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Poop Stick

Poopstick is a black dick, especially one inserted into a white woman's vagina or ass hole. The longer or bigger the black dick, the more it looks like the white woman is pooping out of her vagina or ass hole.

Person 1: White women fucking black dudes looks like she's pooping out of her vagina.
Person 2: She got Poop Stick in her vajayjay.

by Pooping Out Of Your Vagina April 5, 2019

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