porcelain funnel cake

The name for a shit you have after lots of chinese, thai, and mexican food which burns like hell and has pee coming out with the long skinny shit. This shit floats as well as it sits in the bowl with pee that is a similar color to the oil used to make funnel cake. This is a painful experience but one to be proud of when completed.
Yo I just made a dope Porcelain funnel cake and i'm going to take a picture of it for instagram
by Dark Thiqq boy September 28, 2020
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Porcelain Funnel Cake

A long and stringey shit that you have after eating something with a lot of fiber. It tends to be a chocolate brown and in one long piece that when with a bowl of pee, resembles a fryer for a funnel cake
"I just ate chipotle and am about to let out a monster Porcelain Funnel Cake
by Dark Thiqq boy September 28, 2020
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jamaican black cake

Jamaican black cake is a dense rich cake made by Chef Sweet T at jamaicanblackcakes.com Raisins Cherries, citrus peel and plums are soaked in super strong rum and sweet red wine for up to a year. Then they are blended and added to cake batter and baked slowly till they are perfectly cooked and extremely moist ( more rum is added after it is baked). Add some delicious royal icing to the top and enjoy at special events like Weddings and Holidays. Sweet T's black cake recipe is the best available! Order online and get fast delivery to anywhere in the U.S.A
Sweet T's Jamaican black cakes are Authentic, Moist and Delicious!
by Avorey Taylor September 11, 2013
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Filipino Mocha Cake

deficating into a Tupperware dish and serving it piping hot
Breh, she asked me if I wanted some Filipino Mocha Cake. I said yes and she served me shit in a Tupperware.
by Truffle Butler May 26, 2015
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Yellowstone Upsidedown cake

When a girl stands above a guy's face and urinates all over his mouth, followed by her squirting on his face to ice the cake.
Suck it, don't swallow. Oh get me a piece of that Yellowstone upsidedown cake.
by Beaver Meat June 05, 2011
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piece of my cake

A way to say you want to have sex with someone in a sly way.
Guy 1: Damn she's hot af
Guy 2: I'd let her have a piece of my cake
Guy 1: Same braw
by Kifkinz October 22, 2018
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Fingered The 7up Cake

When you’re scanning groceries at Aldi and someone hands you a 7up cake, the slid slips off, and you dip your hand in the cum covered cake.
Damn, man, I fingered the 7up cake at work again today.
by 7upcake February 09, 2021
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