Simp

Jamie and jack are treating women above there friends in order to get the sweet punana

Freddie: callum, why are jack and Jamie being simps

Callum: they need to smash

by Idk12345654321 April 21, 2020

Simp

Aleksa

Simp left us for an underaged girl

by disposaI November 5, 2020

Simp

A guy who begs for coochie

Ethan Garbe was a simp to all the local girls.

by spawnpeeked January 15, 2020

Simp Law

When a person under the conquest of subpar vagina starts putting the (female) over their own friends and make certain rules not to make her (female) angry.

I was going to call you a stupid fucking whore, but my friend Sean has laid down a new Simp Law

by RacismDoctor May 20, 2023

No Simp Year

So we had "No Simp September" and "No Simp September" But next year is "No Simp Year" It's for both genders, if you lose, oh well. You can't simp for fictional, or real life people.

Boy : Hey girl you lookin fineee.
Girl : Um, you just lost No Simp Year!
Boy: What's that?
Girl: It's a challenge where both genders can't simp for a year!

by no simp something person October 4, 2020

Simp

ranmaru

ranmaru, from your turn to die, is a simp, and you cannot deny it.

by angry jellyfish :] July 30, 2023

One way simping

When a person and another person simp for eachother but when one person causes a problem to the other they stop talking to them for a while but again both start simping shortly but can easily stop when a problem occurs

John why are you one way simping for Ava she keeps simping back but then leave than come back

by Howdoidothis September 2, 2020