More like piss! 

A phrase used in a satirical way to parody those people who make incredibly stupid comebacks to things. The phrase is meant to sound like a stupid comeback an idiot would make; though it should be noted that the phrase itself is only used when joking among friends and is not for the purpose of argument.

Friend: Hey, Dave's havin a party tonight. You comin?

You: Party? Yeah, more like piss!

Both of you:hahahah

More like piss! by Bassdog109 August 27, 2006

Monkey Piss 

Any alchohol originating from Mexico.

Are you gay? I'd rather drink Old Style then drink that monkey piss.

Monkey Piss by ACZxxx December 28, 2010

cobra piss 

When men are so drunk they soil half the bathroom floor trying to aim for the toilet. Their swaing stands couses their dick to swing around lika a cobra..

"Oooooh! John whats all this on the bathroom floor."
"Oh shit, must have been Mike going for a cobra piss before he left last night"

cobra piss by Sebboy September 28, 2006

Rack of piss 

a gutter rat of a female who displayes her bodily parts in tight cheap clothing for the adoration of drunk men in order to get her own way.

"look at that stinking rack of piss with her wabs out trying to push in the bar queue"

Rack of piss by Charlie198 August 4, 2006

Kicked in the piss 

Getting not only kicked in the nuts, but the whole junk.

This phrase came to me in a dream. I pissed someone off, and they said "I will shoot you in the face and kick you in the piss"

Coldhandedman made someone mad, and got kicked in the piss

Kicked in the piss by Coldhandedman August 26, 2009

Breakfast Piss 

The first piss you do on a morning

omg it's like 7am and i need such a big breakfast piss!

Breakfast Piss by kjdhkgdhkgdkhf December 30, 2008

horse piss shower 

Taking a shower where the water temperature is luke warm or tepid. Caused by heavy demand of water heater's supply of hot water through heavy hot water use--other people taking showers or baths, laundry or dishwasher, etc. The temperature of the water is far from invigorating or comfortable. The water is barely warm, just like horse piss.

Hal: Are you expecting alot of company for Thanksgiving vacation?

Frank: Yes, my son, his college roommate, my in-laws, aunt, uncle and cousins will all be at my house. I'll have to make sure I'm the first one in the shower, otherwise I'll have to take a horse piss shower.

horse piss shower by Graycat April 5, 2009