Your mom bro

You: man I wish I have a mom
Your friend: at least I have a mom
You: *pun*

Your died… rip your mom bro

by Smortdude6578 June 9, 2021

bros before flops

same thing as bros before hoes, just this time it's about computers and not hoes

Damn, she wanted to give me a 2080ti if I went home with her, but then I realised I had a meeting with my homie tonight.

bros before flops

by howdy1! January 19, 2022

Cake and icecream bro!!

A celebratory saying used by Bahamians to signify someone's birthday , anniversary,etc.

Eg.It's my birthday bro!! Cake and icecream bro!!

by Tia bestfriend November 6, 2018

Your bro a hoe

If you say this the entire universe as well know it will implode upon itself the moment these words are spoken.

Joe: Your sister a mister
Brian: Your bro a hoe
*Universe collapses*

by Matrix Drive March 28, 2018

Bros through Hos

Guys who are only friends because their girlfriends hang out together.

It's cool if we go to that party, at least my bros through hos can take me home if she can't hang.

by MRWarsinger July 11, 2014

hella skimp bro

It is like when something is not even therefore skimp then hella skimp is when the person who is getting the short end of the stick whines about it and in turn gets skimped even more or something taken from them prompting him to say awwwww now your going hella skimp bro and skimp sounds like skiiiimp, usally that is followed up by a nice backhand slap and a pocket check

your mom working the corner in sht town now thats going hella skimp bro you dont even have any ramen in the fridge

by ratrigo January 3, 2011

Dutch Bros. Kid

A “popular” teenager who drinks Dutch Bros. excessively, but surprisingly seems relatively thin. Usually despised by people with any amount of intelligence because of their annoying voice and immature actions. They think they’re all that, but they really aren’t. They can somehow drink two medium Dutch drinks before 9 am.

Look at that Dutch Bros. Kid over there isn’t she so annoying!

How is it possible that someone can consume that many sugary drinks before first period.

by ThatChev September 22, 2019