dick lingering

After having an orgasm, the period of time during which a man leaves his penis inside a vagina (or other orifice) while it transitions from erect to flaccid.

Jenn, he was dick lingering so long after sex last night, I wasn't sure if he fell asleep or he was just trying to keep it warm and cozy.

by Crack Help July 29, 2016

Sad dick

When a guy is too sad to get a boner.

We couldn't sleep together because he had a bad case of sad dick.

by daddyjosephine September 21, 2016

dick ridder

When a Heterosexual male will not leave his other Heterosexual male alone and will copy whatever he does and compliment and agree with whatever he says.

Yo Jimmy is always being a dick ridder and ridding Johnnys dick.

by Ilikepiop December 9, 2015

Dick Puppet

A woman who loves to be controlled by a mans penis

"Lynn wanted to be Jordan's dick Puppet "

by Cockmuppet11 December 14, 2016

The Moby dick

Insert the nozzle of whipped cream in a can deep into the asshole and press for 4 seconds, plug it with your finger, then put your face over the blowhole and remove your finger for the full explosive moby dick experience. The classic white whale !

I'm gonna give you the moby dick

by Thecuzzie July 29, 2017

avocado dick

The condition in which a penis is covered in green guacamole poop. Usually the result of anal sex after eating chipotle.

My girl shouldn't have gotten extra guac at chipotle yesterday. Now I got an avocado dick.

by MustardDump August 17, 2017

dick claim

When a single male has options within a group of females and is limited because one of the females is overtly being territorial and “claiming” him.

“keke hit me up to meet her and her friends at the bar. I was going to get with her friend but it was obvious by all her texts and her being up on me that she had already put in the Dick Claim before I arrived.

by Papi chino August 14, 2018