Mexican Wet Willy

The act of giving a regular wet willy but instead of saliva, you stick your finger up your nose and then in the victim's ear.

Wow! Frank just gave Cassie a Mexican wet willy... He's been sick all week.

by Aaron The Terrible May 14, 2018

Mexican Bus Driver

An alcoholic beverage consisting of tequila and jizz.

These Mexican Bus Drivers sure do go down smooth.

by Aldis Dro May 16, 2022

Mexican lumber rack

A brown person standing with their arms at a perfect 90°

Brett loaded all the small deck pieces onto his Mexican lumber rack and sent it to the dumpster

by Dread Joe September 23, 2020

Mexican Treasure Hunt

When a Mexican can't find something so they have to dumpster dive.

Pete,

"Hey guys do you have anymore roller caps for my paint roller skins?"
Blake,
"Sorry Pete you bought them all last week."
Pete,
"Oh ok, looks like I have to go on a Mexican Treasure Hunt."

by OgDeathgrip00 March 27, 2023

mexican tea party

When you bring beer to a gathering with friends and leave your beers next to you, drinking them slowly as they keep getting warmer.

You gonna put those beers in the fridge or are you having a mexican tea party?

by scarygary30 June 20, 2020

Slovak Mexican food

A term usually used in international comparisons of different countries versions of Mexican food as the lowest standard

Damn dude that was some Slovak Mexican food right there I'm gonna puke I think it poisoned me

by Casvačina December 14, 2021

Mexican soccer pee

When you lie on your side and discreetly pee out the leg of your shorts on to the ground.

Man, I was so drunk last night I had to take a Mexican soccer pee because I couldn't get up.

by Accio Wine September 22, 2016