the j 

it's a really funny meme where it shows spunk bop (spongebob) and he is standing and he starts like crying and running away really fast and dramatically and the gif has the caption "the j" i love it

dave: hey did you hear about the funny meme called "the j"
dave 2: yeah it's really funny

the j by tpot#4444 January 15, 2021

A.J Fade-away 

Army Jerk Fade-away. Refers to the habit of Australian Army personnel to 'fade away' when having a night out, usually in the form of leaving without saying goodbye to the people they are there with. Often used to describe the habit of Army males leaving the females they have been trying to become romantically involved with.

"Where'd you end up last night, I didn't see you after dinner?" "Yeah I did the old A.J Fade-away"

or

"Dude this party is pretty crap" "Yeah...you wana do the ol' A.J Fade-away?" "Sounds like a plan"

A.J Fade-away by slavick07 June 6, 2009

wicked j 

Comedian, and Twisted Advice Guru. Known for saying exactly what's on his mind, and offering advice to callers and/or audience members in a very straight forward and sometimes rude, but helpful way.

Wicked J told me some twisted advice, but it actually helped!

wicked j by Mary Jones May 4, 2006

O.J. Nicholas J. Saint Crapper 

This is something you repeat to yourself over and over again as fast as you can when trying to urgently find a toilet because you are holding in a huge bowl movement that feels like it is about to explode out your ass at any unsuspecting momoent.

Your stomach is aching, and gurgling, and you feel you cant hold it any longer.
SO...You ask the teacher for permission to use the bathroom.
"And the teacher allows you"
So you calmly get out of your seat like "No Big Deal" and you slowly head out the door, making sure to close it behind you.
And as soon as the door is closed you break into a super fast speed walk while clinching your butt-cheecks together and repeating to yourself as fast as you can "O.J. Nicholas J. Saint Crapper"....As if it is some kind of prayer that is keeping you from crapping all over yourself.

O.J. Nicholas J. Saint Crapper by ---->In.Need.Of.A.Toilet<---- July 23, 2009

handy-j 

The act of using your hand to pleasure someone else.

example: 'did u hear about that slut that gave two guys two handy-j's at the same time in the bathroom today?'

handy-j by i know that i know it all April 14, 2009

Ja'Niyah J

Ja'Niyah is a baddie she gets all the boys she's a wonderful person can get rude sometimes,but she's usually nice. She has a bf, loves her friends, doesn't cheat and has a RBF. EVERYBODY LOVED JA'NIYAH she makes lots of people happy.

Ja'Niyah J is a wonderful person get u a Ja'Niyah

Ja'Niyah J by Xoxo.niyahj November 23, 2021

on my j.o. 

Shortened version of "on my J.O.B.;" or, on my grind.

"On my J.O. with beats from Kan-yeyo." Featured is Yasiin Bey's song (fka Mos Def) Sunshine on The New Danger Album.

on my j.o. by 5tubb3 August 11, 2014