Hitting a bumpy dirt road in Vegas

Snorting cocaine off of a prostitute's anus.

I was up gambling all night after hitting a bumpy dirt road in Vegas.

by POWDER MONKEY March 16, 2025

One Hit Wonder

The friend who's lungs can't handle more than one hit/bong rip before passing it to the next person in the rotation

Friend 1: *passes the bong after one hit*
Friend 2: Ok one hit wonder 🙄

by halledw May 23, 2023

Hitting the edge

Slang for sucking the sides of a dick.

Could you please continue hitting the edges?

by Mr DS May 27, 2023

Hit

Ugly, bad, or undesirable. Can be used to describe something negatively. Can also mean being extremely intoxicated on drugs and/or alcohol.

Dude, you popped Xans and drank alcohol you're going to be hit.

by Kyd Blake May 30, 2023

You look like you've been hit in the face with a frying pan.

A flat faced person with no defining features. Big round flat face. Painful looking smile. Unattractive profile. Great insult for a low quality human.

You are so ugly, you look like you've been hit in the face with a frying pan.

by Shelly Full of Regrets June 7, 2023

Hit that like button

Go fuck yourself bitch. Say something likable and I'll like it if I feel like it. You're like a fucking panhandler except NOT treated with contempt by the broader society.

Shit head "Hit that like button!"

Hym "Do I answer to you!? Does Joe Rogan beg for likes? Did you say something that I liked just there? Do you know? Did the people who looked you up leave a like? There. There are your likes motherfucker. It's implicit in the act of asking for likes that you don't have faith in your work. YOU KNOW that you're trying to artificially inflate the perception of your content by pleading with people to hit the like WHEN THEY OTHERWISE WOULDN'T WISEASS. Do I do that? I couldn't people to stop liking it if I tried. Literally. You know you're a bum for that. I'll hit the like button if I feel like hitting the like button. What have you done for me? Not a single thing. I didn't by the way. I didn't hit the like button. I had an open mind about it when the video started and then you started asking for likes and now you better hope you say something profound. Which you won't. Let's see YOUR Netflix anime adaptation ya fuckin chump."

by Hym Iam March 3, 2023

Wanna hit some trails?

Hey man I’m thinking bout goin an ridin through the woods today over a buncha big ass fuckin rocks, through some water, almost turn myself over, bust my head, get slapped by some fuckin trees you game?

Hey mayn Wanna hit some trails?

by Codeblue00 March 9, 2023