Cum Swirly

A cum swirly is when a man swings his penis around into a toilet while cumming. He then will proceed to flush the toilet and stick his girlfriend’s head into it!

I had the most radical cum swirly with my step sister last night.

by Cum monster man 77 January 20, 2023

Cum Chocolate

The sexual act of combining sugar and white chocolate with semen to create a candied treat, usually to be given as revenge.

"Yo bro! My girl suggested we make cum chocolate for Regina's party tomorrow!"

by TheFoxMother February 18, 2023

cum mortar

When you girl is riding you , and you are about to cum. She gets off your dick and jacks you and holds your dick at the right angle to make you shoot your load on you face ..

When she was done riding my dick, she cum mortared my face with my hot load.

by Hotttddoogg October 12, 2023

cum phone

A cum phone is when Alyssa touches her phone to type with the hand she uses to masterbate, while in the middle of masturbation.

Alyssa you have a cum phone.

by lolpooperaiz April 16, 2023

Cum Crab

When the cum recipient gets your man-goo on their hands, then proceeds to pinch their fingers and thumb together, imitating a crab claw, and walks sideways out of the room.

Jenna is so crazy she did the cum crab after sex while my parents were staying over.

by Bambamjimmyjam May 6, 2023

Cum glasses

The cum that Dries and crusts on the lens of glasses making a cloudy and white look.

I gave my bf a facial and now he wears cum glasses.

by Howitzerz666 October 20, 2019

Color cum

When you have erectile bleeding caused immense amount of gonorrhea also known as “the clap”.

It’s like rainbow goldfish but it’s cum. And you eat it. “Wow great sex last night, you really made me color cum due to my immense amount of “the clap”.

by Ben Tadych October 25, 2019