Hit-and-run

1. Something that any deadbeat dad did: having sex with you, and then abandon you when you're getting pregnant out of wedlock while he's dancing with another womxns and living happily ever after
2. Doing something controversial or unpopular (trolling, derailing, flame war, cheating on the game, spamming, etc.) on the online community (game servers, social media, forums, chat rooms, etc.), and then doing everything to evade any repercussions (even though most likely will fail because everyone can take a screenshot of the original post/chat/note before someone's trying to act like nothing happened---and digital footprint kills)

1. If you're doing hit-and-run to your girlfriend, you're scumbag. Out of wedlock pregnancy is extremely nuanced and complicated shit that you cannot easily say "end it" or "keep it".
2.
(Going retard on social media)
(Getting ratio'd, bashed, cancelled)
(Take down the original account, and then make another one)

by Sir. B June 27, 2021

hit with a k

If someone hits you with a k. you just got the ultimate "fuck you text"

douche1: ya I sent her an unwanted dick pick and she hit me with a k....
douche2: not cool bro ur balls r slappin

Douche1: not ok to hit with a k

by lucifer69420 February 3, 2018

Steve's Hit

The end of the bowl after a rotation. Mostly ash and res. Give the bowl to Steve, because he doesn't care. He'll hit that pipe until it's clean.
Origin- North Metro Minneapolis MN

Do you want to hit this?
--Nah, that's Steve's hit
Hey Steve, you want to hit this?
-Steve- Of course I do. Do you have a poker or paper clip?

by Uncle tanner January 14, 2021

Hit the J-Nub

When you lose your leg in a motorcycle accident and put your Nub on your wife's back while you have sex with her

That shit was crazy man I hit the J-Nub on her last night

by 420doughboy702 August 7, 2025

hitting the fishtank

It is slang for smoking weed, pot, marijuana. It came from a group of guys wondering if you could use a fish tank as a bong and get the fish high.

I was hitting the fishtank a little to hard last night and passed out.

weed getting high

by Teej September 24, 2016

One Hit Mitt

When you and your friends are smoking a bowl and you think it's kicked, you can take or offer the One Hit Mitt. Blast that bowl with your lighter to get all you can out of it and prove that there's always something more at the bottom of the bowl.

This bowl is pretty kicked. Do you want to try the One Hit Mitt?

by bababooey93 January 12, 2014

Getting hit with the reads

When you are in a computer class and all the correct answers are online, so you don't do any of your work. Also know as online cheating.

Lol Mrs. Fellows Jk

Wow in 7th period Mrs.Fellows was Getting hit with the reads by finky

by Drew Debree June 30, 2016