Workplace-Prostitute

Adjective
A: Person who trades sexual favors for advancement in the workplace.
B: Person who gets paid to have sex with a person either related to, or the person directly in charge for financial gain in the place they work.

Person one: Can you believe O'Connor?, she started having sex with the boss, and received a promotion the day after.
Person two: Yeah, that's what you get when you're a Workplace-Prostitute.

by AcornBandit May 29, 2023

Workus

The action of work while maintaining your focus, popularized by Daddy David over the craps tables.

I am going to workus. I’m gonna focus. I was gonna do work and focus. I’m gonna workus. That’s gonna be a new word buddy.

by MrHungWang June 6, 2023

workigami

The art of bending and flexing to make the work get done.

He’s probably still at his desk doing origami, but he could definitely benefit from doing some workigami.

by Brett Johns July 3, 2023

Works at the post office

A term used to describe somebody who is clearly on drugs and/or schizophrenic

Person 1: Do you see that crazy old geezer on the street
Person 2: He definitely works at the post office

by Wadda 147 July 6, 2023

workbutt

The female equivalent to “swamp ass”.

Shorty said she’s coming over but she wanted to freshen up first. She had a long day and wanted to wash off any sign of workbutt.

by Mahbief Stiphahay July 24, 2023

Workplace

Hey, shit, they hired that bitch Kendra to fuck the retard and at that point I don't give a fuck what they hired me to do. The contract has been violated.

Hym "HA! If doing and saying whatever you want in the workplace make you a useless lazy fuck, then only one of us is a useless lazy fuck! And it ain't me! Do I do and say whatever I want? Nooooo. Do you? Who tells you what not to say? Someone should have to you not to say the holy war thing! Ha! You're actually paid EXPLICITLY to do any say whatever you want. I work a real job as a donut slave AND do what you do WITH GREATER SUCESS. Who's the lazy fuck?"

by Hym Iam August 2, 2023

Working

What makes expecting retirement unreasonable? How is giving A LITERAL FUCKING RETARD hundreds of billion dollars to shoot cars into space and fuck actresses more important than ensuring that people do have to endure fruitless pointless labor? And YOU likely ARE going to be able to retire as one of the special chosen magical people. And if you can retire today, you DON'T have a job. You have a hobby.

Hym "Wasn't it just 7 years ago you were talking about social security being gone as though it was a recent thing? We kind of glossed over that one a little bit didn't we? That it wasn't unreasonable to expect some kind of retirement and collect some benefits? And how does it being relatively better than the past justify YOU in doing a thing I won't be able to do? Special magical people again? And as far as 'Having lords' you can murder lords pretty easy. Historically people have been murdering the shit out of lords. SOMETIMES for being made to work indefinitely! And biblically people have ALSO been murdering lords. They murdered the ULTIMATE lord at the behest of a DIFFERENT LORD. On an unrelated note, we're not an entirely 'lord-less' society. Sure, working, needs to be done for things to get done but SOME PEOPLE radically over paid for NOT REAL WORK. The lord murdering was easier..."

by Hym Iam September 3, 2023