tele2

Trash ahh internet that keeps failing on me while they have a mast 4km away from my router.

Yes Tele2, I understand

by Tooottss May 24, 2022

Telsner

A last name, usually describing an extremely loud teacher who wears bright colors and enjoys talking about her problems, such as finding a dentist and glasses

Did you see Mrs. Telsner's hot pink shirt today?

by little pink princess mwa May 28, 2022

telemabision

It is nothing

Telemabision is literally nothing

by Who knows my boy June 5, 2022

'Tell Someone What They Did to Piss You Off' Day

June 7th
The time to tell someone what they did to make you angry.
Don't be shy, be honest!

Person 1: Hey, I know that you slept with my wife!
Person 2: Why are you telling me this?!?
Person 1: It's 'Tell Someone What They Did to Piss You Off' Day

by Thisistotallyreal June 6, 2022

telesia

my awesome sister who is gay asf- you can call her that but it is pronounced {teh leh see uh} not {teelee see uh}

There is Telesia, Tweeny's awesome sister. But Tweeny happens to be more hotter so lul

by urmumsshawtie June 7, 2022

telwikas

A guy with the last name telwikas is rich and very handsome. Also has a six pack to satisfy anyone

1: did u see that guy?
2:yeah his last name is telwikas
3:no wonder he's so rich and cool

by Wukongbingchiling June 11, 2022

telihosedous

when one sits on the toilet backwards they are said to be possessed by the god of teliot (the backwards toilet)

“bro i sat backwards on the toilet the other day because my penis is broken from being hit with a golf club, do you think i have telihosedous now?”

by its1:29am July 4, 2022