Davids are handsome assholes who will never love you back. Far too sweet and kind, they'll remain your friend for the rest of your live, as they are too cowardly to compromise to anything more than that. Perfect in glasses, they never fail to make you laugh with either really stupid or really smart jokes, just to make you even more depressed as you are so out of their league it makes want to kill yourself. If you ever see a tall, handsome David with large shoulders, run for your life or you'll end up falling in love.
Person #1: OMG me and David just locked each at each other.
Person #2: Just forget it, he's no worth your time.
Person #2: Just forget it, he's no worth your time.
by 420n October 9, 2019
Get the Davidmug. by Dinero_D July 16, 2019
Get the davidmug. by Someone_On_This_earth October 19, 2020
Get the Andrew, lucas, david, and henrymug. Suicidal short little kid with ugly hair and likes Marissa after she dumped him and he is a slut of a person
David is gay
by the bruh moments February 13, 2020
Get the Davidmug. Used to describe a scenario, place , or person in strong affection. Nowadays internet slang has taken ahold of the meaning and has interpreted it as a word to use for someone you feel attracted to or have strong feelings for.
Original meaning :
"The presentation of the food was amazing, it was David ( ꈍᴗꈍ)".
Slang term:
" I have to tell u something I have feelings for u I think you're David."
"The presentation of the food was amazing, it was David ( ꈍᴗꈍ)".
Slang term:
" I have to tell u something I have feelings for u I think you're David."
by Kaiiver August 2, 2021
Get the David ( ꈍᴗꈍ)mug. 
A huge gym dude who drinks protein like water and his sweat is dried up and made into pre-workout.
When Davids are around, dudes start acting up sus, and ladies can’t hide their excitement cause everyone wants a piece of that juicy dumpy.
When Davids are around, dudes start acting up sus, and ladies can’t hide their excitement cause everyone wants a piece of that juicy dumpy.
“Have you seen them dump trucks in gym? They are all DAVIDS.”
“Bro I had my best workout after I had a scoop from David’s sweat. I got so fucking pumped.”
“Bro I had my best workout after I had a scoop from David’s sweat. I got so fucking pumped.”
by Your moms crush November 21, 2021
Get the Davidmug.