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A retarded person that never learned anything passed the forth grade. Lack of chromosomes cause varying cases of jungle fever
You would have to be a reece richardson to think orcas go through photosynthesis
by Matthew Ahern April 28, 2020

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Beece Bitchardson is a man who enjoys watching his girlfriend cheat on him with a much younger group of children. Usually in groups of 5 or more
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by Matthew Ahern October 16, 2020

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A rather large man that gets aroused by shitting in urinals. Especially at schools.
Yea I walked into school the other day and I saw a wild David loch in the bathroom
by Matthew Ahern October 14, 2020

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A rather large man who gets very exited at the thought of deficating in urinals. Preferable school urinals
I’m david loch and I approve this message
by Matthew Ahern October 16, 2020

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A rather large man who gets very exited at the thought of deficating in urinals. Preferable school urinals
I’m david loch and I approve this message
by Matthew Ahern October 16, 2020

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