Eating a sandwich

A phrase used when telling your children about the time you and your high school/college friends got high out of your minds but still want your kids to respect you.

Kids, your Uncle Marshall was overdosing on xana- I mean, eating a sandwich.

by VeeTree April 23, 2021

Gremloid sandwich

A delicious confectionery meal that consists of bagel slices in two with three bacon rashers inside (ketchup is optional, however any other condiments are not allowed). The dish was created and first constructed by the infamous Auntie Gremloid.

“Have you tried the Gremloid sandwich? it tastes like shit.”

by AuntieGremloid52 April 25, 2021

3 man sandwich

While a guy is giving you head, another man cums from the back and gives you a rim job. Making you shit and cum at the same time

Last night I passed out from a 3 man sandwich

by Hair man lover May 4, 2021

Slippery chicken sandwich

A threesome with 2 men and 1 woman with the woman being in the middle whilst lathered in Franks Red Hot Sauce.

Yea bro, that slippery chicken sandwich with Lisa made me piss spicy pee.

by Willydue July 7, 2022

Two sandwiches and a nap

What happens just before you decide to get clean and sober.

Dude you are spun the fuck out. Eat a Two sandwiches and a nap. Then you should think about going to rehab.

by MURPHY45INC July 18, 2022

turd sandwich

The democratic nominee in a presidential election.

Person 1: I voted for the turd sandwich in the last election.
Person 2: Why would you vote for the Turd Sandwich?
Person 1: Because They're not a giant douche.

by awesomeMB9 July 19, 2022

Sandwich Country

A Sandwich Country is a country that is sorrounded by one or 2 countries giving the name Sandwich Country.

Mongolia is a Sandwich Country in Asia, Surrounded by China and Russia.

by Mystical Man891 July 22, 2022