Paddy-Pants

When a Toe Headed Kid grows into a Brilliant, freakishly handsome man with quick wit, amazing taste in a wife and uncontrollable gas year round.

Paddy-Pants made every head turn at the Mall, we could not tell of they thought he was hot or heard him farting constantly.

by Pegleg T November 22, 2019

Just Wet Your Pants Girl

To do something, just go for it

“I want to dye my hair”
“Just wet your pants girl!”

by AmyRicks May 25, 2022

Ginger pants

A dude who jizzes his pants.

Tom is a ginger pants.
What a jinger pants!

by Borisla December 09, 2018

Zero Pants Thirty

The time that you must appear dressed and presentable on a company Zoom call. Te time you have to brush your hair and put on real clothes, not pajamas.

I have a customer update at 7 AM. Zero Pants Thirty is early today.

by SnowPatrol October 19, 2021

Pant-Shitter

Old person, a geezer. A Geriatric who no longer can control their bowels

Sorry I took so long, The line up at the bank was full of Pant-Shitters taking their sweet time.

by Nolspe November 07, 2022

poppy pants

You

“You’re a poppy pants in every way possible” -Christian MCcollom

by Poppypantz November 23, 2022

swaggy pants

the swaggiest of people
having too much swag

lilly was a major swaggy pants for having too much swag.

by bluemarz August 10, 2021