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Hurt More Than A Gay Top After Anal Sex

in a whole mess of pain, referring to how a gay man's anus will probably be very unbearable pain-wise after he, does the dirty.
"My God is your bone sticking out of your head? You look Hurt More Than A Gay Top After Anal Sex."
by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023
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Top g

Top g is to have sexual intercourse with someone
Eg. I top g’d her
by Aliii lhan November 14, 2023
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Top Speed

name for someone that likes going so fucking fast to the point where they are redlining the shit out their engine causing engine damage (driving so fast, top speed of the car is often achieved.)
Me: “Yo gangg, you gotta come thru i heard some BBL DEMONS were pulling up to the party in a few”

Gang: “SAY LE$$$$$. i’m going “top speed””

*gang never made it to the party :\*
by AllBlackLex November 16, 2023
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Poody top

The fluffy, poofy hair on top of a dog’s head, most commonly seen on a poodle, that brings height to the head and makes it look extra round
Wow…did you see the poody top on that dog? I must have the name of his groomer!
by Poodylover1234 November 17, 2023
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The Toppest Top

When one reaches the peak of being a top through rigorous non-bottom activities, such as flower arrangement and pottery classes.
"Ryan you're so cool and manly, you're the toppest top!"
by PerseusMB December 21, 2023
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Top-toed

A woman who is vastly attractive to the outward eye but is shy and not aware/conscious of how beautiful she is.
“Wow. I’ve never met a person as top-toed as she is. What a fascinating young lady.”
by Olsacellist December 23, 2023
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The jew at the top

A media CEO, bank CEO, or a social media influencer/celebrity's manager/boss. Usually the person who makes all the decisions as to what happens in a reality show, what happens in a celebrity's life, who does what shows, what makes the money, etc.

Examples: Harvey Weinstein, Ron Pearlman
We all want Taylor Swift to be in a stable relationship, but the jew at the top says that it's bad for ratings and doesn't bring in money if theres no drama involved
by crudmonkey December 27, 2023
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