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Peaking In High School 

A person who obtains the following traits:
1. Went to the closest college possible. Probably a D2 school with crappy athletics.

2. Their social media pictures are still of them playing high school sports.

3. They never leave the small town they went to high school in.

4. They never became anything more than the asshat they were in high school.

5. Probably won’t show up to your class reunion out of embarrassment.

6. 8/10 chance he was a fuckboy in high school.
Chad is such a loser now. We call that peaking in high school kids. Don’t be Chad.”
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walkertown high school

The place that nobody knows and nobody wants to know. It is so much drama that even the teachers get into it. Where all the athletes think they are the shit until they graduate, and can barely make it into a D3 school, posting "throwbacks" of their "glory days" on Instagram. Where walkertown girls become mommies faster than they get their high school deploma, only to realize they were impregnated but their third cousin. Sheetz is where it's at, whether you are getting some gas or smoking it. The only place where you actually get into trouble for having school spirit, but who can blame them, the only team who is actually good it their XC team and NOBODY cares about that! All in all its a great place to be stuck with the same people for four years, or for most- longer.
Jim Bob: Walkertown High School lost another basketball game tonight.
Mary Sue: At least everyone kept their shirt on this time!

parry sound high school 

"This is parry sound high school"

mile high club 

having sex in an in-flight airplane, technically while at least a mile above the ground
mile high club by Anonymous May 19, 2003
When you fuck in an airplane at least a mile in the sky.
Billy: yo Joe when did you jump on that ass last?
Joe: boy we did a mile high like in those movies. There was even another girl too.

Cresskill High School 

Basically the backup school for Asians and Jews if they don't make it to BCA. The architects of this school were probably drunk cause the building's one bigass floor. The high school is well known for the bathroom party couple years back.
A: Did u make it to BCA??
B: No, still stuck in Cresskill High School
A: Ur parents must be pissed at u...
B: They abandoned me

Paul V Moore High School 

a shitty ass school that is full of self conceited cunts and hill bill faggots who think they can fight. half of the girls are thots and the guys are scum bags who only care about getting their dick wet.
Oh Jason, yeah he goes to Paul V Moore High School.