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space hair

Human hair in micro-gravity.
The astronauts long hair looked like an explosion due to space hair.
by fidness 1957 November 23, 2024
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National long hair people day

On national long hair people day anyone who has long hair can ask someone with short hair for $5
by cOoL 538836652 September 9, 2021
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The Chernobyl hair tangler

The act of two men, braiding a woman’s hair to their pubic hair and flipping a coin. The men then are either assigned “heads” or “tails”, no light the hair on fire in the middle and watch the fire race to its destination. Wherever it finishes (head, or asshole) is which man wins, (head being for head and asshole being for tails). The winner now gets to fuck the woman in that place while the man watches in the corner
Person 1:“I challenge you to The Chernobyl hair tangler”

Person 2:”let’s do this thing”
by Defrost771735 October 17, 2025
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<.7.9.7.6.>If I Grab your Hair, I Will Make Sure That You Smile Because How Is That My Issue<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>If I Grab your Hair, I Will Make Sure That You Smile Because How Is That My Issue<.7.9.7.6.>
by Adujasty343 June 14, 2025
mugGet the <.7.9.7.6.>If I Grab your Hair, I Will Make Sure That You Smile Because How Is That My Issue<.7.9.7.6.>mug.

Hair trigger

Basically a fucking nigger. It’s the word you use to call a nigger a nigger when in polite company.
Farther: Look at that fucking fat slag over there with that dirty hair trigger, he must fucking stink.

Six year old daughter: She’s obviously got no respect for herself, has she papa?

Father: No sweetheart she hasn’t, no respect for herself at all.
by Dannytheboydog February 20, 2025
mugGet the Hair triggermug.

colon hair

The hair that surrounds the ring of your colon.
When Jonathan"s ass itched he said "My colon hair is tickling my butthole."
by Christywood90 July 24, 2024
mugGet the colon hairmug.

Arnold palm hair

The act of male masturbation while simultaneously dipping the scrotum into a person's mouth with a lemon inserted into your anal cavity.
Did you hear Ted got fired from costco for performing an arnold palm hair on the disabled door greeter.
by anonymous January 8, 2025
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