Fortnite is a game that your 8 year old nephew, or even worse, you yourself has an addiction too. When you grow up you realise that you were cringe. Don't play Fortnite.
A: I just spent 300 dollars to buy some V-Bucks on Fortnite!
B: What do you need V-Bucks for?
A: Skins.
B: -and?
A: Yeah that's it.
B: ...
B: What do you need V-Bucks for?
A: Skins.
B: -and?
A: Yeah that's it.
B: ...
by naturally idiotic April 8, 2024
Get the Fortnitemug. A disease most commonly found in post-millenials, can cause many bad effects such as -
Uncontrollable distasteful dancing whenever something mediocre happens in your life
A sudden loss of money as you realise you spent it all on people that makes your disease worse as well as 'skins' so your virtual little self looks good when it dies every 2 minutes
Brain tumours, just because
Separation from your family
Bladder problems as you don't want to leave your computer
Not wanting to leave your computer
Becoming an egotistical twat
Ali-A
and Ligma.
The only cure is to get outside and do something with your life.
Uncontrollable distasteful dancing whenever something mediocre happens in your life
A sudden loss of money as you realise you spent it all on people that makes your disease worse as well as 'skins' so your virtual little self looks good when it dies every 2 minutes
Brain tumours, just because
Separation from your family
Bladder problems as you don't want to leave your computer
Not wanting to leave your computer
Becoming an egotistical twat
Ali-A
and Ligma.
The only cure is to get outside and do something with your life.
by ittyyy August 19, 2018
Get the Fortnitemug. tbh fortnite was a good game until you came along and ruined it for everyone
"i be flossin I be flossin"
"i be flossin I be flossin"
by like you@ March 4, 2019
Get the fortnitemug. Fortnite kid's are gay!
by ugherughuh February 6, 2023
Get the Fortnitemug. by Apexgod1928 July 20, 2020
Get the Fortnitemug. the month where you cannot play Fortnite until march. If you log on Fortnite, that counts as a strike. You will have 3 strikes. Don't f*ck this up.
by andioop3 November 5, 2019
Get the Frick fortnite feburarymug.