Secondary Dick

When a guy kisses a girl right after she has just gone down on him/or another guy.
It is similar to second hand smoke.

"I just kissed Courtney."
"Dude, she just blew me. You just got secondary dick."

by lbuilding February 17, 2014

dick joke

1. a dirty joke commonly referring to a man's genitals.
2. this website

"it shoots straight, it looks straight, and it sounds cool" "you are far to fascinated with dick jokes my friend."
this website is a massive fucking dick joke.

by Meem Mahn January 15, 2021

Baseball dick

• 3-4 feet in length
• 3-4 inches in girth
• Hardness is similar to that of wood
• Shape loosely resembles a baseball bat
• Testicles also match the penis in a size similar to a baseball

OMG! That guy was like so like good at talking sports and like he got a home run from me on the first date with that baseball dick like... GOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAL!!!

by gяassfaiгy_вoi November 2, 2017

Butterfly Dick

1.

When a guy likes a girl a lot , and has a “butterfly” sensation, including variations of “shy dick”, in his penis.

2.

When a guy likes a girl so very much, that he feels bad fucking her.

3.
It’s like when you have butterflies in your stomach, but they’re in your dick.

Joseph: “Yo! How’d things go with mega babe the other night?”

Grayson: “Everything was great, but I had butterfly dick so we just ended up cuddling all night. We’re going out again on Tuesday.”

by Fckkain December 27, 2020

Dick Swords

When 2 or more males use their erect phalluses as swords and hit them against each other.

Bill and Ted decided to forplay by playing Dick Swords

by ShyYetSly May 25, 2018

Rat Dicked

To get screwed over.

Betrayed.

When some thing doesn't work out.

" ugh, this cops pulling me over?! Im getting rat dicked"

by ProvoloneWolf February 22, 2010

Sad dick

When a guy is too sad to get a boner.

We couldn't sleep together because he had a bad case of sad dick.

by daddyjosephine September 21, 2016