April 20

april 20 is national sleep at school day

teacher: WHY IS EVERYONE SLEEPING AT SCHOOL?!
student: it's april 20, so we get to sleep at school

by anonymous April 20, 2022

April 9th

National spoil your girlfriend with love day

Today is April 9th it’s the day you suffocate your girlfriend with love and only princess treatment is accepted

by Lolita99 April 9, 2023

April 12th

All the best girls are born on this day. Plus they’re born under the sign of Aries. They’re such goddesses, get yourself a girl born on this day and you’ll be the luckiest in the world.

“Omg! It’s «April 12th» today! It’s my girlfriend’s birthday!!”
“Ohhh man, you’re the luckiest person I’ve ever met!”

by Aries giving December 2, 2023

April 19th

April 19 National send dick pic day😅

Hey it’s April 19th cough up!

by Dave.,!!. April 18, 2020

April 20th

On this day a beautiful "angel on earth"was born. She is intelligent, sexy, friendly, caring, kinky, freaky, amazing, mesmerizing, talented, beautiful beyond believe, a hero (not just the old regular kind but the SUPER kind), a mom (the best one), hottie, boss bitch, sister, daughter, friend, loyal, passionate, lover, artist and many other things that we could have listed but it would have taken up way too many pages.

April 20th female birthday day celebrater named Chairty who is the most special person in the universe.

by "Underpants kid" April 19, 2020

April 30th

The second April Fools Day. You start with one, you end with one!

“That was a sick a$$ prank, worse than the April 1st prank. April 30th was top tier.”

by theultimatejestertips April 18, 2025

April 6

April 6 is telling my crush how i feel about them day

On April 6 you have to admit to yout crush that you have a crush on them.

by NOTFIZ23_ April 6, 2022