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Ben Wallis

by A cool guy called Ben November 28, 2024
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Ben Ag

An extremely messy expulsion of faecal matter
Last night I got so drunk I almost dropped a Ben Ag in my pants
by Quins 3s April 20, 2025
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The Ben Path

The easiest route available.
I was feeling lazy today, so I chose the Ben Path.
by jammyjimmy May 26, 2024
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Ben yehudah

A god. Not the one and only god but still a god over all people on eartg

It is what it is
by Wolf1994 November 22, 2021
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Ben Porter

A person who loves food...almost to the point where people all over the world are affected from starvation.
Someone come arrest this man and confiscate his ice cream

Claims to be 90 kg when irl he is unscalable
"he reminds me of a Ben Porter, simply unfathomable!"
by John Gibbles March 1, 2024
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Ben

Ben is the type of lad you get to know really well. Growing up together, going to school, college or 6th form at the same time. You share the same group of friends, like the same kind of things and generally get on really well with.

Ben is a lad that will make you question your own sexuality. With those brown eyes, flawless brown hair and a smile to die for you inevitability end up checking him out more and more with every chance you get. Ben is into all types of sport but particularly football. Whilst Ben will go to the gym regularly he's one of those lucky guys that only has to put in minimal effort in order to achieve a hot, toned kick-ass body.

Ben has a really big cock. Ben may be shy in large groups, however, when hanging out with just one or two other lads will let the banter flow and assert his sexual prowess. Ben isn't afraid to show off his muscles. Ben isn't afraid to let you know he's hung like a mother fucker.

Ben is the kind of lad that over time has on off girlfriends but nothing ever serious.

As a bro Ben isn't afraid of demonstrating all things bromantic. He encourages the bromance.

Ben is the kind of lad that so long as it's kept between him and yourself isn't afraid of a bit of bro spooning. Ben is 100% straight but he's a lad with needs. Ben is a lad that recognises a curious person.

Ben is the kind of lad your more than happy to give head. It's only a Brojob between mates.
I just gave Ben a Brojob! He didn't look at me or say nothing but at the end he was proper smiling.

You: "hey Ben! What are you doing after the match?"
Ben: "your throat, faggot!!"

What goes on between Ben and I is a secret between best mates.
by Kjoek23 February 22, 2022
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Ben doesn't live in a hotel. He's got a wife, he's — a perfect one. He's got triples of the Barracuda, triples of the Roadrunner... triples of a Nova.
Ben is rich and he has triples of the Barracuda and the Road Runner.
by DookieShoes November 24, 2021
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