The door is to your left

The polite way of saying 'gtfo.'

Person A: omgg hi gaizu wuu2????
Person B: ...the door is to your left.

Person A: I totally just bought Justin Bieber's new album. Can't wait to play it!
Person B: The door is to your left.

Person A: fake n gay
Person B: the door is to your left.

by Eiose November 12, 2010

burnt your cabbage

When someone tells you off;

Well, looks like he burnt your cabbage...

by leafsage June 21, 2008

Off Your On Switch

to commit suicide
or to kill someone


(to "turn off" the life switch)

Roger: Ashely sent me a text message saying "I'm going to off your on switch" What does that mean?

Robin: RUN man! That's what it means

by srdoremi December 21, 2008

Choking on your chin

A phrase which denotes the state of being upset, angry, or sad to the point where it seems like someone would be choked on their chin.

May also be abbreviated as chin or saying someone is chin or chinning.

Tom: Hey man, you choking on your chin?
Bill: Fuck off Tom, my house just burned down.

by lithiiicon February 11, 2013

kick your pizza

To totally take the wind out of someone's sails/plans/ideas,etc

Dude 1: Let's go to that place that serves the good food!

Dude 2: Man, I hate to kick your pizza, but that place shut down 6 months ago.

by mrvarvo April 5, 2013

diggin your chili

When a guy is in to a girl or a girl is into a guy. They are definitely wanting a shot or chance or a relationship with the other person.

Dude. Is she diggin your chili?

by ChiliDigger March 20, 2014

maple your staple

to jack off, masturbate, wank, fap, etc.

Do you maple your staple often?

by Mustard Sauce May 18, 2014