couch titties

Slang term for a crazy, dusty bitch

I don’t even know how to help that woman anymore. Cant teach her nothing. Fucking couch titties.

by purpleHEW February 15, 2024

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National Titty drop vid day

December 7 is national send a tiddy drop video

“Hey Did you know today is national titty drop vid day?” “no i didn’t here you go!”

by Subscribe to shaw0611 December 08, 2023

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ohio titty tornado

while at an orgy, the man reachs over and slaps the titties of the girls on both sides of himself, in a fast motion.

also known as the Ohio Titty Twister

"i was at an orgy and this guy slapped my tits so hard it hurt" "yeah ... thats an ohio titty tornado, duh"

by Kennman November 12, 2013

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titties-toll

Refers to either:
(1) a recompense of some kind --- i.e., cash, pricey meal at da diner, labor-intensive favor, etc. --- dat a buxom chick requests from you in exchange for her "allowing you to proceed past her upper undergarments" --- i.e., letting you see and/or touch "Da Merchandise", or
(2) requested "pleeze squeeze theeze" privileges dat a soft/warm-flesh-loving dude asks a chesty gal for as a "bribe" or "payment" for his permitting her to walk into some restricted area that's under his control.

My girlfriend has lovely extra-bountiful chest-pillowz, so I wonder if da tongue-lolling-for-feminine-flesh ticket-taker at da museum would count her letting him feel her up as being enough titties-toll for both her and me?

by QuacksO August 17, 2023

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