pussy drunk

Male decisionmaking impaired due to infatuation with female.

He quit coming to poker night because his girlfriend wanted to spend more time together. Man he's pussy drunk.

by T C Johnson January 14, 2008

Wall pussy

The act of mounting a pocket pussy in to a wall to thrust ones penis in to until ejaculation occurs.

Frankie: What the hell is up with all the baby lotion Alfonzo?
Alfonzo: I chapped my penis while fucking my pocket pussy all weekend.
Frankie: Can I Share?

by GonzoTheWerido September 14, 2004

pussy footer

some one who is afraid of girls, or having sex.

dude you could of got her why did you have to be sucha pussy footer

by bobby heising January 15, 2008

Mexican pussy

A pussy so loose you could smuggle things in it

Person 1: I've got a bunch of contraband that needs to be stored. The thing is that I have no idea of where to store it.

Person 2: Well my wife has a Mexican pussy. It's so loose that you could store all of that shit without anybody noticing.

Person 1: Awesome sauce!

by Steve September 08, 2006

pussy fart

In short, Alec Baldwin.

Last time "The Edge" was on TV I realized what a huge pussy fart Alec Baldwin is.

by Lorna January 09, 2005

Pussy Couch

When someones mind is wrapped up in the thought of getting laid.

"John didnt do a bit of work today, his head was shoved into the pussy couch"

by Cole V. July 20, 2008

witch pussy

Pussy so good that it puts a curse on you.

"Why you still with her?"
"She got that supreme witch pussy"

by M___p April 22, 2016