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Spider pig

What Dnut and The Girlscout would sing about ..when the Fluxcapasitator was broken, back when it was "The wayward home for Crack where's, and The Girlscout almost frog podded herself off of the ledge.
"Spider pig , spider pig, doing whatever a spider pig does...."
by Shawtys a 10 January 17, 2024
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boned the pig

A metaphor for a TV show that starts out mediocre or even poor before becoming a strong show in later episodes and/or seasons.

The term originates with the show "Black Mirror."
"Community" is my favorite TV show, but it boned the pig and so never developed the following it deserved.

You'll love "Buffy the Vampire Slayer," but be warned that it boned the pig for the better part of a season before finding its stride.
by RiddleRider January 24, 2020
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Teacup Pigging

when guys use a teacup pig to attract girls; it usually is not effective but some girls have a weak side for teacup pigs because they are so cute
I'm going teacup pigging tonight to pick up some chicks at the mall.
by squirrelgirl15 October 27, 2012
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pig flu

Comes from pigs.
Man: *Sneezes*
Man 2: Oh shit! You pig flu!
by thepigboy May 12, 2009
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tar pigs

A traffic officer that monitors speed on the roads and gives you tickets
by Dr True Love September 30, 2022
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cum pig

A cum pig is motivated by cum over and above cock. Cum pigs have a big appetite for cum and will gobble up just about any load that’s put in front of them.

While they are happy to be fed loads, a motivated cum pig will actively suck cock in order to feed and will almost single mindedly feed on loads of cum when their appetite calls for it – fresh from a cock, or licking it up from a table or the floor.

Cum pigs find the most joy however, in being smothered in cum and will let men splatter loads of cum all over their face and body - unphased. Often leaving it to dry or lathering it over their skin.
Yo you know Lincoln? He ended up sucking off all us dudes at the house party last week. Just chugging down load after load, unless dudes wanted to cum on his face then he just left it there and moved on to the next guy. Turns out Link is a filthy stupid cum pig
by Jay-1001 January 31, 2025
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Sea pig

Naval slang for a member of Shore Patrol, the Navy's military police that looks for sailors / marines to burn every time a ship pulls into port. Universally hated by all members of the service.

Can be found roaming around town doing bitch shit like writing people up for underage drinking or not having appropriate attire. Usually, sea pigs are unintelligent, arrogant and extremely aggressive individuals.

Sea pigs can be uniformed or in plainclothes, and usually patrol bars, brothels and other nefarious haunts that are popular among sailors. Easily avoided by steering clear of any of the aforementioned locales and putting as much distance between yourself and the ship on liberty.
"Bro, those two guys in civies following us were definitely sea pigs."
"You sure they weren't just locals?"
"I'm pretty sure Japanese locals don't sport white skin and Oakleys."

"Did you see what happened last night? HT1 got drunk again and got into a fight with the locals. Shore Patrol showed up, heard it took 8 sea pigs to get him cuffed."
by BiggerGorilla125 August 9, 2020
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