bad custard creams

when u dye ur hair bleach blonde and it looks like shit so u go off w someone’s ex cause they’re desperate

“bad custard creams decided to feed the hungry jews, how caring of her!!”

by sis did May 2, 2020

Berries and cream

berries and cream
new starbursts. the commercial made it popular
Little lad has a bad english accent.

guy - you tried these new berries and cream starbursts?

English guy - pardon me. what kind of starbursts did you just say?

guy - berries..

English guy - berries and what else?

guy - and cream

English guy - *ahh ah!* berries and cream, berries and cream, im a little lad that loves berries and cream. berries and cream! berries and cream! im a little lad that loves berrrriessss and creaaaaaaam!

by slayer3000 September 22, 2021

Cream Lighting

The day after your girl discharges all over your bedsheets and you take a Snapchat with the flash on to show the boys.

Bro we just got a cream lighting snap from Zak. That dude needs to wash his sheets.

by LordQuisiModo January 29, 2021

White choaklit cream

White choaklit cream means white anal cream pie by caz milligan

He does white choaklit cream a lot

by Caz milligan v2 May 16, 2021

holiday cream pie

When you cum in her asshole then shove a candy cane in right after.

"Hey bro it's Christmas time you should totally give her a holiday cream pie!"

by Dysmeister69 December 4, 2016

Cream Pit

It's when you're in the Face Down Ass Up postion where you spread open your asshole. Then the top has to anally gape the asshole quickly like your digging pit. After sometime the hole is gaped you then have to cover it with a shallow grave of cum which would present a Cream Pit.

Damn I had my asshole cream pit last night with the guy I meant at the bar. He quickly gaped my asshole and then cover the gaping hole with cum.

by Ghxlu March 18, 2025

Ice Cream Money

A humorous remark on being wasteful and costing money that was meant for ice cream. Now no one gets ice cream.
A loss made by frivolousness, wastefulness, carelessness.

The framing crew boss yelled at his workers for using too many nails than needed, costing him money buying more nails. "Hey! You're spending my ice cream money!" They say this, yet the framing crew never sees any ice cream.

by matt000111 February 18, 2024